What are you?

[Murdock]

I’ll go first...

I’m a spiritually awakened empath, practicing white witch, and a confirmed non-practicing Catholic who dabbles in her free time as a tarot reading psychic.  I also dabble occasionally in astrology and numerology. 

I can trace my ancestry back to 15th century England and there is a Lord & Lady title in my lineage on my paternal grandfather’s side.  My maternal great-grandmother was the bastard child of a 20~something year old male gypsy and his 35 year old mistress landowner who happed to be my great-great Norwegian grandmother. 

I believe in the higher power.  You are?

[AMF]

The topic has loads of potential, but I'll start with just this cartoon. 

HINT:  look closely at the drapes

[Dovey]

 I'm just a wretched sinner saved by grace. AKA religious whack job, bible thumping terrorist.  I guess it depends on who you ask 

[Bonesaw]

I'm an agnostic.  If someone/something wants me to know it exists, they'll prove it.

[lokmar]

A believer in The Bible.

[Oliver Clotheshoffe]

Officially I'm a Southern Baptist but I haven't been to church in decades... they always seemed to enjoy finding the coldest river they could to dunk you in.

[Murdock]

I'm mostly a kind, generous, empathetic and well-natured person - until I'm not. That's when I'm being an asshole.  And most of the time, I'll feel badly about having been an asshole - unless the other person is a bigger asshole, then I dig in my heels.

For whatever that's worth, it's the truth as far as I see it.   Perhaps Peaches is willing to chime in on my self-assessment.

I don't know how much other personal history matters - ancestry, etc. I find that what I am isn't quite right in the US and certainly isn't enough in my country of origin.  So, screw it.

My personal spiritual journey began when I was 4 years old.  I’m finding more and more through my psychic journey that a spiritual awakeneing has everything to do with your ancestry.  I am named after a Celtic goddess and Saint.  My paternal grandmother was hardcore Irish Catholic and it seems that my core resonates with the Celtic side ☘️

[deport_liberals]

Technically a Muslim but I don't pray much and I drink alcohol.  I do prefer to live in a world run by conservatives if not outright authoritarians though.

[Murdock]

Technically a Muslim but I don't pray much and I drink alcohol.  I do prefer to live in a world run by conservatives if not outright authoritarians though.

I don’t know that much about the Muslim religion.  Why can’t you have alcohol?  Is this similar to how the Jews are kosher?

[Murdock]

I'm just a contrary arsehole from Transylvania.

Want to do the time warp again? I'll hawk you tickets in the parking lot but you won't realize at the time they're scribbled on folded over paper towels from Asia.

I’ve been fascinated with all things vampire since 6th grade. 

Unfortunately, you missed Aunt Flow’s visit and we will not have any vampire tea bags availiable until next month (aka used tampons)

[Murdock]

I gather that you're a yank...

Of the worst kind... beach baby born and raised in Venice, CA

[Murdock]

Say no more...

and where might you be from.... Romania?

[BEnzo]

^^^
He reminds me of that tune:
'Papa was a rolling stone,
Wherever he put his couch was his home..'

[BEnzo]

You remind me of a card carrying member of the MENSA Reject Society, but whatever...

Those aren't my people anyway. I feel blessed every day I've come as far as I have, you kiddin' me?
Free Couch Reupholster day for the indigent is in August btw.

[BEnzo]

Great... you can get your buttock hairs rebraided and dry cleaned...

My ass hair sport the afro. I don't even need a cushion to sit.

Guaranteed your couch has missmatched cushions. No pocket change tho.

[deport_liberals]

I don’t know that much about the Muslim religion.  Why can’t you have alcohol?  Is this similar to how the Jews are kosher?

Yes, it is forbidden, supposedly.  Although maybe just being drunk is forbidden...

[Oliver Clotheshoffe]

I'm just a contrary arsehole from Transylvania.

Want to do the time warp again? I'll hawk you tickets in the parking lot but you won't realize at the time they're scribbled on folded over paper towels from Asia.

It's just a jump to the left !

[TweeterInChief]

Technically a Muslim but I don't pray much and I drink alcohol.  I do prefer to live in a world run by conservatives if not outright authoritarians though.

Technically a Muslim?  Were you baptized?

[lokmar]

To be accurate, a mexcrement is someone who illegally invaded the USA.

[deport_liberals]

Technically a Muslim?  Were you baptized?

As a kid, sure.  Intellectually Catholicism has a lot to offer but they have been shitting on their legacy for the last half-century.