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Happy New Year, Pr*sident Trump
« on: January 01, 2019, 09:27:38 AM »
https://www.facebook.com/GirlDuJour/posts/829159403938462?__tn__=H-R

An open letter to trump by Aldous J Pennyfarthing:

Dear Fucking Lunatic,

I read with interest your recent interview with The New York Times. I couldn’t get past the bit about your being the most popular visitor in the history of fucking China — a country that’s only 2,238 years old, give or take.

Do you know how fucking insane you sound, you off-brand butt plug? That's like the geopolitical equivalent of ‘that stripper really likes me’ — only 10,000 times crazier and less self aware.

You are fucking exhausting. Every day is a natural experiment in determining how long 300 million people can resist coring out their own assholes with an ice auger. Every time I hear a snippet of your Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts, I want to crawl up my own ass with a Union Jack and claim my sigmoid colon for HRH Queen Elizabeth II.

We are fucking tired. As bad as we all thought your presidency would be when Putin got you elected, it’s been inestimably worse.

You called a hostile, nuclear-armed head of state ‘short and fat.’ How the fuck does that help?

You accused a woman — a former friend, no less — of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU — the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frosty’s magic hat — yes, you of all people said that.

You attempted — with evident fucking glee — to get 24 million people thrown off their health insurance.

You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite.

You endorsed a pedophile, praised brutal dictators, and defended LITERAL FUCKING NAZIS!

Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four.

Oh, by the way, Puerto Rico is still FUBAR. You got yourself and your family billions in tax breaks for Christmas. What do they get? More paper towels?

Enough, enough, enough, enough! For the love of God and all that is holy, good, and pure, would you please, finally and forever, shut your feculent KFC-hole until you have something valuable — or even marginally civil — to say?

You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, you’d appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage.

You are the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Plato’s World of Forms.

So happy new year, Mr. Pr*sident. And fuck you forever.

Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too.

Sincerely,

Everyone
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Re: Happy New Year, Pr*sident Trump
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2019, 09:35:09 AM »
There there...do you feel better now?
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Chuck you...….Shummer

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Re: Happy New Year, Pr*sident Trump
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2019, 09:46:58 AM »
Not the time to spend being angry.

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Re: Happy New Year, Pr*sident Trump
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2019, 10:39:37 AM »
Still funny!
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Re: Happy New Year, Pr*sident Trump
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2019, 02:49:20 PM »
I LOL'd so fukin hard I nearly passed out! OMG! One of my favorite Saint Trump phrases is "best ever". Its sure to send liberals into a full on melty every time! PWN3D!   :crampe:
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Re: Happy New Year, Pr*sident Trump
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2019, 07:29:02 PM »
Politics were horrendous to begin with and Trump made it even worse. 

Trump is totally incompetent ...  everybody knows it except a bunch of rednecks and a few trolls. 

Louis CK makes better decisions.

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Re: Happy New Year, Pr*sident Trump
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2019, 07:36:23 PM »
Not the time to spend being angry.

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Was that written by a young teenager?
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Re: Happy New Year, Pr*sident Trump
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2019, 08:12:39 PM »
What he said today (not a tweet) about the room full of generals will put you in your fallout shelter for the next several weeks.
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Re: Happy New Year, Pr*sident Trump
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2019, 10:26:06 PM »
What he said today (not a tweet) about the room full of generals will put you in your fallout shelter for the next several weeks.
^^^^^ What a pussy!  :crampe: :crampe: :crampe: :crampe: :crampe:
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Re: Happy New Year, Pr*sident Trump
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2019, 10:53:45 PM »
Yes, he is.

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