I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...

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Reply #40 on: April 18, 2019, 03:28:55 AM
Actually, men can be strange just standing there on the sidewalk.
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Reply #41 on: April 18, 2019, 07:28:19 AM
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Reply #42 on: April 18, 2019, 07:37:49 AM
In real life people are usually perturbed because I make them feel stupid, not because I lose my temper.  I used to when I was younger.  No one really seems worth it anymore.

I just remembered the last time I got pissed off at a guy I was dating. He actually pissed me the fuck off. He kept texting and texting and texting, late into the night.  My kids were teens at the time and it was a weekend and I didn't want to turn my phone off. He kept texting fucking with me.

Finally, my kids were home.  I told him to stop bugging me or I'd drive to his house in SF and fuck him up.  lololol

So, I turned off my phone and promptly fall asleep.   The fool stayed up all night ranting, then he became cajoling telling me he wanted me to please come over, yada, yada, yada...

I see these dozen or so texts he had sent me the next morning after I turned my phone back on.  I literally laughed my ass off, tears running down my face.  I was sleeping while this fool was begging to see me.

What a trip!   I've never seen him again. He still sends me messages here and there.  I ignore him.  This was over 5 years ago.  Men can be strange the minute you kick them to the curb.

I was seeing this bird a long time ago and she was a little too much into me...like my shadow, always around, always needy...

So I decided that when I moved to the other side of the city I wouldn't give her my address right away.

A day later she was at my new doorstep raging at me. When I asked how she knew where I was and that it would have taken a tactical grid investigation of hundreds of streets, she admitted that she had been driving for over six hours....creeping and peering out.

She tried the woe is me angle. I told her to piss off. That was it...

Chicks are nuts...

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Reply #43 on: April 18, 2019, 07:59:29 PM

I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...

Just as well, cuz you aint
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Reply #44 on: April 18, 2019, 09:40:40 PM
I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...

Just as well, cuz you aint

I doubt he's the sexiest guy in his own home.
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Reply #45 on: April 18, 2019, 11:09:21 PM

^^^
What they will be doing with Freuds head at Flametruth on Sunday.
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Reply #46 on: April 18, 2019, 11:31:04 PM
Chicks are nuts...
Because men have never stalked women?  And even killed them in jealous rages, or because divorce was just too hard?

Did you ever hear of this guy?

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Reply #47 on: April 18, 2019, 11:52:40 PM
 I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...

Aaaaand, you're not, so win/win.
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Reply #48 on: April 19, 2019, 12:05:11 AM
Because men have never stalked women?  And even killed them in jealous rages, or because divorce was just too hard?

Did you ever hear of this guy?


I dont condone what this maniac did but the divorce laws do fucking suck for men. No question there
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Reply #49 on: April 19, 2019, 12:07:51 AM
I dont condone with this maniac did but the divorce laws do fucking suck for men. No question there

Try living in a community property state when the woman happens to be in a place where she's doing better than her husband.

Women can get fucked over too.  Saying for a friend.
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Reply #50 on: April 19, 2019, 12:10:37 AM
Try living in a community property state when the woman happens to be in a place where she's doing better than her husband.

Women can get fucked over too.  Saying for a friend.
True.

But I can guarantee that my friend has a story far worse than you friend.
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Reply #51 on: April 19, 2019, 12:11:54 AM
True.

But I can guarantee that my friend has a story far worse than you friend.

Maybe, but you never know. 
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Reply #52 on: April 19, 2019, 04:14:54 AM
I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...

Aaaaand, you're not, so win/win.

Dude, you're a dude?  :popcorn:
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Reply #53 on: April 19, 2019, 12:54:34 PM
I dont have a sister, cousin fucker.

I call bs, you people always have about 15 brothers and sisters...
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Reply #54 on: April 19, 2019, 12:55:34 PM

^^^
What they will be doing with Freuds head at Flametruth on Sunday.

Polishing his bald skull?
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Reply #55 on: April 19, 2019, 12:59:25 PM
Actually, men can be strange just standing there on the sidewalk.

What the hell do you know about ‘men’ Tinkerbell?  :biglaugha:

Except for what a closed fist feels like on your powered nose after grabbing an innocent guy’s ass....
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Reply #56 on: April 19, 2019, 05:36:05 PM
Fucking powered nose motherfuckers...
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Reply #57 on: April 19, 2019, 06:33:29 PM
Aryan Pride is attracted to men with bald heads. 

Do not get haircuts or black ink tattoos.
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Reply #58 on: April 19, 2019, 10:10:41 PM
Polishing his bald skull?

Everything is polished at Flametruth. Plus Freuds head looks like a bowling ball.
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Reply #59 on: April 20, 2019, 01:47:47 PM
Yeah I hear he has a shiny chrome dome...
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