I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...

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...and I resent being placed on a pedestal and worshipped by women across the board (s)...

I am but a humble and introspective forum Adonis who moistens the e-panties of our resident females by merely whispering truths in their textual ears.

I blame Flea for perpetuating my grande lore to a new crop of cumin snorting Bernie Sanders wanking granny panties wearing cyber thrush hags.  >:(
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Reply #1 on: April 14, 2019, 11:05:02 PM
It’s your animal magnetism, dude
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Reply #2 on: April 14, 2019, 11:13:19 PM
If you look like a young Nicolas Cage, you're an ugly fuck. Huge fucking ears and nose. Goofy as all hell.
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Reply #3 on: April 15, 2019, 12:09:22 AM
If you look like a young Nicolas Cage, you're an ugly fuck. Huge fucking ears and nose. Goofy as all hell.

Yes! That! Huge long ears and a massive snozzer.

...and I sprinkle the dried and desiccated remains of my blockheaded latina victims on nacho platters for extra flavour.

Very hideous inside and out. Would not recommend. 1/10. Will not return. The welcome mat smelled like fish factory.
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Reply #4 on: April 15, 2019, 12:18:41 AM
Yes! That! Huge long ears and a massive snozzer.

...and I sprinkle the dried and desiccated remains of my blockheaded latina victims on nacho platters for extra flavour.

Very hideous inside and out. Would not recommend. 1/10. Will not return. The welcome mat smelled like fish factory.



What victims do you claim?  The ones that have met you?
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Reply #5 on: April 15, 2019, 12:26:36 AM
What victims do you claim?  The ones that have met you?

Those with temporary amnesia bouts where it suits them and massive middle aged arses which lean left...
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Reply #6 on: April 15, 2019, 12:29:31 AM
Those with temporary amnesia bouts where it suits them and massive middle aged arses which lean left...

I don't know what you're talking about.  Care to invite me into the hot mess between your ears?  It could be an adventure.
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Reply #7 on: April 15, 2019, 12:34:37 AM
No, you don't get it... I'm no good for you.

It's not you, it's me.

Freud
- hums Twilight Zone theme...
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Reply #8 on: April 15, 2019, 12:37:10 AM
No, you don't get it... I'm no good for you.

It's not you, it's me.

Freud
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Oh this troll. 

Lame.
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Reply #9 on: April 15, 2019, 12:40:43 AM
Freud
- Licks eyebrows and dances to Cotton Eye Joe...
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Reply #10 on: April 15, 2019, 10:29:04 AM
If you look like a young Nicolas Cage, you're an ugly fuck. Huge fucking ears and nose. Goofy as all hell.



He is really cute tho
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Reply #11 on: April 15, 2019, 11:09:46 AM
It's a curse...
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Reply #12 on: April 15, 2019, 12:29:11 PM
...and I resent being placed on a pedestal and worshipped by women across the board (s)...

I am but a humble and introspective forum Adonis who moistens the e-panties of our resident females by merely whispering truths in their textual ears.

I blame Flea for perpetuating my grande lore to a new crop of cumin snorting Bernie Sanders wanking granny panties wearing cyber thrush hags.  >:(
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Reply #13 on: April 15, 2019, 04:05:43 PM
the OP is a faggot!!
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Reply #14 on: April 15, 2019, 04:08:43 PM
the OP is a faggot!!

Did your backpack tell you that, Jocks Folder? 
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Reply #15 on: April 15, 2019, 04:11:15 PM
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Reply #16 on: April 16, 2019, 12:06:04 PM
Quote from: Madcow Klitzgasm
I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...

Had you asked, do you believe the answer would've been "Okay, sure"?
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Reply #17 on: April 16, 2019, 02:13:48 PM
Had you asked, do you believe the answer would've been "Okay, sure"?

 :crampe:

Hahahahaha
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Reply #18 on: April 17, 2019, 09:54:14 AM
Had you asked, do you believe the answer would've been "Okay, sure"?

 :biggrin:

Nice snipe...

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Reply #19 on: April 17, 2019, 01:09:54 PM
That sig tho. Really ?
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