Welcome BLURT !

[Mel]

Blurtski!   

[Joe]

Blurtski!   

Hey Mel!

[Mel]

What's poppin', Joe?

[The Queen Bee]

I won't bore you to tears with all the dynamics there, and a history that goes back many years, but I'll give you one example of how things operate 'behind the scenes"...

I was arbitrarily banned from Memebee for like the millionth fucking time.  OK, no problem.  Go to log into Chank forum, and low and fucking behold I'm banned there too.  The reason?  They knew I was banned at the one forum, so Chank forum decided to implement a temp ban there too simply for no other reason than to coincide with the ban at the other place.

This is just one example of many, of how the 'dynamics' at those shitholes actually work...  Many of those bored hags there are actually E-Friends behind the scenes...  Actually, many posters there in general are E-Friends behind the scenes, and any time you allow a dynamic like that to occur, you have problems.  E-Friends always turns into E-Cliques, and that E-Clique ultimately influences how a board is run.  I have consistently voiced my dissatisfaction with this dynamic, as it only creates a scenario where one is either 'part of the club,' or one is not, thus essentially becoming an outcast.  Original Snitz DV was pretty much devoid of this problem, and it actually worked tremendously well.

Years ago I modded DV, and I could already see that dynamic creep in...  Instead of our jobs being to simply apply the TOS/rules in a fair, equal, and unbiased manner, 'favouritism' began to creep in, which was never much of a problem WAY back on the original forum.

Of course, you dare even question the status quo, and you now become a 'forum terrorist' and 'one that commits atrocities against mankind,' both labels having been applied to me by Admin at one time or another.  Of course that's bullshit, but how can you discuss rationally with irrational people?  It's simply impossible...

I fucking love Mel lol. Refreshing change from the man crybabies recently

[Mel]

Blurt should post here a little more often...  I see that he's been whigging out a little more than usual at the other forums, which is not a good sign.  Then again, he's surrounded there by posters who generally have an ulterior motive...  At least here, perhaps what you see is what you'll get?

Now, he knows that I don't necessarily condone his deviant ways (an older husky dude attempting to transition into a female)...  Just picture a 6' 3" tall husky dude with a bad wig, lipstick, cheap dress, $10 high heels, and a MEAN five o'clock shadow, topped off with a deep man-voice, who's in the process of 'growing out' his tits...

Dammit Blurt!  You make me smile without even trying!

Alright, back to the topic at hand!  Blurt, you know that I don't condone your ways, but you also know that I would fight to the end to defend your right for you to be whatever you want to be...

[The Queen Bee]

Joe says I’m playing Mother Hen to Blurt


I can’t help if I just wanna hug him

[Oak]

Joe says I’m playing Mother Hen to Blurt


I can’t help if I just wanna hug him

Blurt is adorable.

[Mel]

Blurt is adorable.

He can get a little uppity too, but he's OK!  The massive doses of hormonal therapy that he's currently enduring plays a part, no doubt!

He himself knows that he used to be a 'more fun' poster, but I know that lately he's been a bit cranky.

We all get to that point also too, I believe, from time to time...

[Biggie Smiles]

He can get a little uppity too, but he's OK!  The massive doses of hormonal therapy that he's currently enduring plays a part, no doubt!

He himself knows that he used to be a 'more fun' poster, but I know that lately he's been a bit cranky.

We all get to that point also too, I believe, from time to time...

Is he really 6 3 wearing high heels?

[Mel]

Is he really 6 3 wearing high heels?

Years ago he posted his legs in stockings and high heels, and they were pretty fucking solid, large, and beefy!

So, although I cannot determine his EXACT height and stature from said photo, I can state with authority that he is not a small guy!   

[The Queen Bee]

Blurt can be my fashion coordinator anyday !

[Biggie Smiles]

Years ago he posted his legs in stockings and high heels, and they were pretty fucking solid, large, and beefy!

So, although I cannot determine his EXACT height and stature from said photo, I can state with authority that he is not a small guy!   

so basically you're telling me this is DIN in drag?

[Oak]

Blurt can be my fashion coordinator anyday !

Seriously!   

[Mel]

Blurt can be my fashion coordinator anyday !

He's probably one of the most 'entertaining' posters that you could have around, once you get to know his style...

What really makes it work, is that he doesn't actually go out of his way to entertain!   

They made him Head Mod briefly at DV, and he banned half the fucking posters there before they figured out what was happening!  And then the next day he'd preach "understanding, tolerance, and acceptance!"

He truly is one of the few posters that I occasionally 'think' about when I'm 'off' the forums...   

[Blurt]

Thanks for shitting up my Intro thread, Melski! 

So, seeing as this thread is about who I am, let me correct a few of your wilder assertions.

I was never at DV. Ever. I joined Memebee in late 2011, well after the demise of DV. I became a mod at Memebee, and then Admin the following year, for about six months. I only banned one member, and only once, when that member used PI to contact another member's employer thereby threatening the latter's livelihood. This same piece of shit also posted pornography on another member's young adult fiction web site. This member, an established author in real life, got both Vancouver PD and the RCMP (the fed cops) involved. There are police files on the banned piece of shit to this day, and the piece of shit is still posting on Memebee.

And that's why I stepped down as Admin; the board owner overruled my ban and reinstated the piece of shit. This led to Real Woman / Starling (who was one of my mods) to fall out of the board. At the time, she was also being gaslighted by Rotwang, with whom I went head to head in an epic battle that led to both his and Real Woman's departure from Memebee in favour of what was then a splinter board called the Asian Canadian Corner. I helped the owner, Fashionista, give it a makeover and provided tech support. It was then known as the Chinese Canadian Forum. Eventually, Rotwang and Real Woman gave it an even bigger makeover (the board being hosted for a time by Real Woman) and renamed it The Blue Cashew. When Real Woman had a falling out with Fashionista, she left to found her own forum, Shaddap Yo Face, where Rotwang participated at first, before being definitively cast off by Real Woman.

That, in a nutshell, is the recent history of those boards.

And, Mel, don't make me post my pix again. You know I'm both handsome and cute and I'm nowhere near 6'3".

And how do you know I'm transitioning? Because I said so? Really, dude? How long have you been on the internet? three months?

As always, Melski, it's good to see you! 

[Mel]

Thanks for shitting up my Intro thread, Melski! 

Easy there, Blurtski!  You simply cannot maintain that amount of passion, long term!  Look at what it has done to me!

Do you wanna be like me?  Wanna become like me?

Yeah?  No...  I didn't think you would!  Trust me...  It ain't no walk in the fucking park either!   

As always, Melski, it's good to see you! 

The pleasure is all mine...  You know me well enough! 

[Oak]

Now, now ladies...you're both pretty.*


*citing trixieagogo

[Blurt]

A few pix, posted for posterity. (Taken over a lifetime and already posted elsewhere.)

Fire away.

[Oak]

A few pix, posted for posterity. (Taken over a lifetime and already posted elsewhere.)

Fire away.

 

[Aryan]

Blurt you look like Tatanka (old WWF wrestler).