Happy Mother’s Day

[LotusBud]

As crazy as this sounds I've had nearly a dozen women text me today to say happy mothers day to me.

Their view on the matter is that since I assumed both roles on behalf of my children I should enjoy recognition on both mothers and fathers day


Anyway, happy mothers day to all the moms out there

You've had children with almost a dozen women?

[LotusBud]

Doesn't it figure that a simple "happy mother's day" thread turns into a screed against women.

[LotusBud]

You're severely brain damaged.

I think you should be committed or have someone kill you. For your own protection.

Will you pay to kill me?

[LotusBud]

Do you have a brain? You are definitely a moron.

Do you and all your baby mamas realize that there is also a father's day? 

[LotusBud]

She doesn't seem to like you so she's going to take any opportunity to insult you.   She knew what you were saying.  It doesn't matter though, it's personal now.

Thank you, Dr Oak, for analyzing me completely incorrectly yet again.   

[LotusBud]

You're welcome.  So, you pick.  My analysis that you're rude and obnoxious or his analysis that you're dense.

I know which I'd pick. 

Do you know what an either/or fallacy is?

[LotusBud]

What I'm seeing here is a replay of Lotus vs. Brent on Billdo's board.

Who is Brent?

PS, Oak and Smegma are BOTH gut hooked.