What happened to Blandscape?

[Bonesaw]

I’m having trouble falling asleep.

[Captain Caveman]

If he doesn't turn up you could always substitute a HCTrouble post...

[Biggie Smiles]

The other night I used the offerings of another poster and it worked like a charm.

I was out like a light almost instantaneously

[Aryan]

Heroin overdose most likely.

[reaper]

He died of a heart attack.

One to many battered mars bars.

Yep that's actually a thing in jock land.

[Biggie Smiles]

He died of a heart attack.

One to many battered mars bars.

Yep that's actually a thing in jock land.

I see you lit the fucking owl up into a massive hissy fit on the other side of town 

[Aryan]

He died of a heart attack.

One to many battered mars bars.

Yep that's actually a thing in jock land.

Swilled down with copious amounts of Buckfast....

[Dovey]

 I guess I've missed alot 

[reaper]

I see you lit the fucking owl up into a massive hissy fit on the other side of town 

He's so predictable and easy to annoy.

[The Queen Bee]

I see you lit the fucking owl up into a massive hissy fit on the other side of town 

What he do ? lol

[reaper]

What he do ? lol

Told them a few home truths is all.

[Biggie Smiles]

What he do ? lol

It seems Scum Pump was sleeping peacefully in his cage, snuggled up against some damp newspaper and our little weepy here came along with baseball bat whacked the bars really hard.

Boy was that half Owl, half Ostrich pissed!  I'm talking tongue flapping around in the wind uncontrollably and bowels changing zip codes every 5 seconds type pissed.

Right then and there.

His fucking eyeballs were so bulged out of their sockets in pure fury that he'd make a frog look up to him and say "Daddy, is that you?"

I'm not kidding.

[Bonesaw]

Reaps running around clutching his full nappy like a knee-high gloryvic isn't the same thing as someone dragging that fuckwit Blandscape back here by his short and curlies and providing me with a nightly tranquilizer.  It's like no one's listening at all.

Tell you what.  If ever I need a thread to show where on the dolly cun`T wiped his cock when he was done with you, I'll start it myself.  Until then, GTFO.

[Blandscape]

Have you read some of the offerings and proffering herein, deep fried Mars Bar jibes and Jock (a improvement on cock references I grant you) gags.

It's not the falling asleep that is the problem, it's the waking up..... to the reality that we never seem to wake up to ourselves. Maybe you really are the Prince that was promised Bonesaw, but all I see you do is gnaw on your own infected shackled legs. Entertaining as that always is, it never really advances your casual cause that refuses to effect a single thing.

I broke Flame Truth, I destroyed it without even trying. Every scroll bombing post Twatty now makes is my fault. I find that hard to reconcile with my normal bodily functions, like farting an aria to the end of something that never had a chance to truly begin. I have to live wiff dat. And it hurts, it really does...nt.

I hope this helps me ol'mucker. Sleep well.

[Aryan]

[Blandscape]

"Have you read some of the offerings and proffering herein, deep fried Mars Bar jibes and Jock (a improvement on cock references I grant you) gags."

See not really very Aryan for detail.

[Captain Caveman]

Try water (for a change)...

[Aryan]

Jocks are allergic to non-alcoholic liquids.