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Re: What happened to Blandscape?
« on: May 17, 2019, 11:23:44 AM »
The other night I used the offerings of another poster and it worked like a charm.

I was out like a light almost instantaneously
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Re: What happened to Blandscape?
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2019, 03:23:41 PM »
He died of a heart attack.

One to many battered mars bars.

Yep that's actually a thing in jock land.
I see you lit the fucking owl up into a massive hissy fit on the other side of town  :biglaugha:
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Re: What happened to Blandscape?
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2019, 03:57:05 PM »

What he do ? lol

It seems Scum Pump was sleeping peacefully in his cage, snuggled up against some damp newspaper and our little weepy here came along with baseball bat whacked the bars really hard.

Boy was that half Owl, half Ostrich pissed!  I'm talking tongue flapping around in the wind uncontrollably and bowels changing zip codes every 5 seconds type pissed.

Right then and there.

His fucking eyeballs were so bulged out of their sockets in pure fury that he'd make a frog look up to him and say "Daddy, is that you?"

I'm not kidding.
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