What he do ? lol
It seems Scum Pump was sleeping peacefully in his cage, snuggled up against some damp newspaper and our little weepy here came along with baseball bat whacked the bars really hard.
Boy was that half Owl, half Ostrich pissed! I'm talking tongue flapping around in the wind uncontrollably and bowels changing zip codes every 5 seconds type pissed.
Right then and there.
His fucking eyeballs were so bulged out of their sockets in pure fury that he'd make a frog look up to him and say "Daddy, is that you?"
I'm not kidding.