Is this the epitaph you want on your gravestone?

[LotusBud]

Oh?

In what way?  Please be as NON-sarcastic and DETAILED as humanly possible.

 

Keep reading.  You will notice a pattern.  Eventually.

[deport_liberals]

Or the legacy you want to leave your children?

I was the meanest, nastiest person on all of the troll boards I spent half my life on, and I got more recs for my putdowns than anyone else, ever.  (At least on a board with no more than 50 members.)  My life was full!

Just curious.  It's a goal of sorts, I suppose.   

Maybe the real legacy is what the children discover on their own while they are being neglected by poast-happy parents?

[The Scoundrel]

If there's room I'd like this.

"I've been waiting for a guide to come and take me by the hand / Could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of a normal man? / These sensations barely interest me for another day / I've got the spirit, lose the feeling, take the shock away."

Then again. I'm getting cremated with strict instructions as to where my ashes are scattered so It'll probably be a small headstone.

 

[LotusBud]

If there's room I'd like this.

"I've been waiting for a guide to come and take me by the hand / Could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of a normal man? / These sensations barely interest me for another day / I've got the spirit, lose the feeling, take the shock away."

Then again. I'm getting cremated with strict instructions as to where my ashes are scattered so It'll probably be a small headstone.

 

I'm getting cremated as well, but an epitaph of some sort is still possible and probably appreciated by survivors.

[The Scoundrel]

I'm getting cremated as well, but an epitaph of some sort is still possible and probably appreciated by survivors.

I could probably write my own but when Ian Curtis and Morrissey have said it all why bother?