10 Reasons Why I Refuse to Fuck that Tubby Tortilla Squirrel

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Scum? No one does it better than you.
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Scum? No one does it better than you.

Get me to make you post a photo of your third world squalor...?

Yup.. guilty as charged..
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As for my name, it’s Christian, not Jewish.  :crazy:

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Oh shit... I literally live in a slum Costa Rica adobe hovel?

I am SCUM!!!  :laughinatu:

I wonder why you're so intent on convincing yourself that anyone who lives in Costa Rica must live in a slum.  That's ignorant.
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I wonder why you're so intent on convincing yourself that anyone who lives in Costa Rica must live in a slum.  That's ignorant.

LB it’s just a silly game of tit for tat. I’m easily sucked into it as is Aaron. Sorry
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LB it’s just a silly game of tit for tat.

I know.  But he's too predictable.
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I know.  But he's too predictable.

No worries. Are you working tonight, going out?  Coolish here after a nice rain.
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Get me to make you post a photo of your third world squalor...?

Yup.. guilty as charged..
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I could see you being a sink pisser.
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I could see you being a sink pisser.

Here comes BEnzo on his nightly run, crop dusting the forum with shitposts like the world's biggest, gayest, oldest, Bingo-playin'est gimp in the SG skies.

Oh, and of course he mentions piss.

Zooooooom. :flyingpig:
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Pfft.

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I grew up on a farm and always had cows around... how now brown cow became a homeschooling mantra of sorts...

Oh.  Is that how you got your sex education?
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No worries. Are you working tonight, going out?  Coolish here after a nice rain.

Staying in.  We went out during the sunlight hours.

Does it get super hot where you are?
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Staying in.  We went out during the sunlight hours.

Does it get super hot where you are?

We moved into the rainy season about a week ago. Up until then it was bloody warm.  In the high 90s and real humid. Then the lovely rain starts. Now low 80s and super tropical. My garden is going off. I’ll post some pics soon. I like to collect bromeliads.
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7, it was cunts turn for the penis pump today

I like Fred’s greatest hits countdown better.
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Oh.  Is that how you got your sex education?

:rolleyes3:

Yes, you totally picked it, dippy dippy doo...
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:rolleyes3:

Yes, you totally picked it, dippy dippy doo...
^^^Gay-
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Re: 10 Reasons Why I Refuse to Fuck that Tubby Tortilla Squirrel

Listening to Poofer podcasts makes you harder?
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1. It would sully my gene pool and elevate hers if the obese old shrew found the condom and played whack a mole with it up her Pompeii piss gutter...

Dude, again with your pin-headed antics; that ALWAYS has some sexual undertone to it. What is it with yuO and misogyny? Do yuO have something against the opposite sex? Do yUo like inflicting pain on women?

"Pompeii piss gutter"? Are yuO fucking serious?
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