Author Topic: Accidentally farting as you're trying to get on the toilet vs. A No Okie Post  (Read 312 times)

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Sometimes, when the moon and stars are perfectly aligned, a pressing need to shit erupts and one needs to book to the dunny, shuck pants and get your moon down quickly so your star can go super nova...

...but in the course of grappling at your belt, and pushing your trousers down as you simultaneously drop butt elevation, a fart can happen and you're literally encased in a toxic cloud of vapour that you can't escape from...


...this to me parallels a No Okie post...
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Another Dinky Diana-esque post.....

It’s almost as though you’re the same person or something?  :dontknow:
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Sometimes, when the moon and stars are perfectly aligned, a pressing need to shit erupts and one needs to book to the dunny, shuck pants and get your moon down quickly so your star can go super nova...

...but in the course of grappling at your belt, and pushing your trousers down as you simultaneously drop butt elevation, a fart can happen and you're literally encased in a toxic cloud of vapour that you can't escape from...


...this to me parallels a No Okie post...

Looks like he's ignoring you, you might have to woo him some other way
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Looks like he's ignoring you, you might have to woo him some other way

Nobody wants Freuds woo.
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Looks like he's ignoring you, you might have to woo him some other way

What are you implying? As if Freud’s gonna dust the cobwebs from his wallet and buy gifts.
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Another Dinky Diana-esque post.....

It’s almost as though you’re the same person or something?  :dontknow:

She/he must have a file of my posts to refer to?

Looks like he's ignoring you, you might have to woo him some other way

I may need to bait some No Okie traps around the vicinity of his mailbox... lots of envelopes with "free shit for you" and "even more free shit for you" from the US SS Admin, and some coupons for Prep H and Bengay at the bottom of three foot deep pits...

Obviously, BEnzover is likely to be lured and trapped too...

...they could play Pinochle, drink buttermilk, and complain about stairs, corns, and their prolapsed bottoms while waiting for me to check the traps...
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I may need to bait some No Okie traps around the vicinity of his mailbox... lots of envelopes with "free shit for you" and "even more free shit for you" from the US SS Admin, and some coupons for Prep H and Bengay at the bottom of three foot deep pits...

Obviously, BEnzover is likely to be lured and trapped too...

...they could play Pinochle, drink buttermilk, and complain about stairs, corns, and their prolapsed bottoms while waiting for me to check the traps...

Wow, that's so beautiful, I just know you're gonna catch your man  :borat:
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