I don't fuck my friends girls. Not nowadays I don't anyway.
But that wasn't always the case.
Growing up I used to run with a wild crew and I had a friend named Jeffery. This cat was a straight up killer for real. Anyway, his girl had a thing for me and one day she came over the house claiming that she was looking for him. Yeah right
As soon as she's inside she goes straight for the sausage. Her head game was ridiculous and after about 10 minutes I nut like a nuke just went off in her mouth. And at precisely that moment my homie is ringing on the intercom.
He comes up to my apartment which was on the 5th floor and as soon as he comes in he grabs her and begins tonguing her down silly. She didn't even have a chance to brush her teeth first.
I cringed and contorted in like 47 different directions in complete fucking horror.
Poor dude. He would have straight bucked me if I had said something though.
Good thing he's doing 3 consecutive life sentences or I wouldn't be sharing this story.