Author Topic: Dove, Come Sit on Old Herman's lap and Drink Some Barrel Wash (Read 1088 times)

Herman · « **on:** June 15, 2019, 12:32:55 AM »

That Dove gal is hot. She plays her cards right, she could be one of my old ladies. That goes for any of you gals. Even the spics. When I am horny and don't care.

Rennel_Feldswipe · « **Reply #1 on:** June 15, 2019, 12:36:17 AM »

Quote from: Herman on June 15, 2019, 12:32:55 AM

That Dove gal is hot. She plays her cards right, she could be one of my old ladies. That goes for any of you gals. Even the spics. When I am horny and don't care.

Certain latinas have that high Spanish look about them that makes them quite fuckable.

Dovey · « **Reply #2 on:** June 15, 2019, 10:36:04 AM »

Quote from: Rennel_Feldswipe on June 15, 2019, 12:36:17 AM

Certain latinas have that high Spanish look about them that makes them quite fuckable.

Herman: You gotta do better than barrel wash. I also get an impression that you excite easily and could cum too soon.

Thanks for the offer, but pass on the "old lady" thing. I'd kick you a twenty on the dresser to wake up too if you somehow dont disappoint me

While I possess an "exotic" look, I am not Latina. I'm Irish. This should be a red flag.

How long can you hold your breath?

Good luck.

Joe · « **Reply #3 on:** June 15, 2019, 10:53:52 AM »

Quote from: Herman on June 15, 2019, 12:32:55 AM

That Dove gal is hot. She plays her cards right, she could be one of my old ladies. That goes for any of you gals. Even the spics. When I am horny and don't care.

Herman you must be lonely, coming on to an online persona.

Herman’s Asian Mail Order Bride must have left him.

Either When she got her working papers

Or when she got her passport

Dovey · « **Reply #4 on:** June 15, 2019, 11:09:17 AM »

Unless his pacemaker has a reset button, he might be biting off far more than he can chew.

Poor bastard

We would have to get some paper work outta the way, in case he ends up coding or crying. I ain't taking the blame for shit when I'm done using this fool like low grade heroin.

Joe · « **Reply #5 on:** June 15, 2019, 11:24:27 AM »

Quote from: Dovey on June 15, 2019, 11:09:17 AM

Unless his pacemaker has a reset button, he might be biting off far more than he can chew.

Poor bastard

We would have to get some paper work outta the way, in case he ends up coding or crying. I ain't taking the blame for shit when I'm done using this fool like low grade heroin.

Herman must be hammered on barrelwash at the moment.

Its 10 o’clock in the morning where he lives.

Drinking time for breakfast

Dovey · « **Reply #6 on:** June 15, 2019, 11:39:32 AM »

I just dont wanna go to jail for elder abuse.

Herman · « **Reply #7 on:** June 15, 2019, 01:53:34 PM »

Quote from: Dovey on June 15, 2019, 10:36:04 AM

Herman: You gotta do better than barrel wash. I also get an impression that you excite easily and could cum too soon.

Barrel wash is only a redneck apertif. The main course is a big old Ukrainian sausage. What gal can
resist a mouth watering big old Ukrainian sausage.

Herman · « **Reply #8 on:** June 15, 2019, 01:54:17 PM »

Quote from: Dovey on June 15, 2019, 11:39:32 AM

I just dont wanna go to jail for elder abuse.

Why, are you planning on deflowering old Joe.

Dovey · « **Reply #9 on:** June 15, 2019, 02:04:58 PM »

It's so cute that Herman thinks I'm some normy with a healthy sexuality.

Honey the only way that sausage will make my mouth water is if I tape it all in until it looks like a vagina and then plow you in the ass with random objects while you cry.

Then I'm taking your left shoe.

Amen.

Herman · « **Reply #10 on:** June 15, 2019, 02:08:31 PM »

Quote from: Dovey on June 15, 2019, 02:04:58 PM

It's so cute that Herman thinks I'm some normy with a healthy sexuality.

Honey the only way that sausage will make my mouth water is if I tape it all in until it looks like a vagina and then plow you in the ass while you cry.

Then I'm taking your left shoe.

Amen.

Actually Dove, I am just having a little fun. This is what this sub is for. I know Fash really likes you, and if that gal says you are alright, than you really are alright. Besides, you aint a progtard.

Dovey · « **Reply #11 on:** June 15, 2019, 02:29:05 PM »

Quote from: Herman on June 15, 2019, 02:08:31 PM

Actually Dove, I am just having a little fun. This is what this sub is for. I know Fash really likes you, and if that gal says you are alright, than you really are alright. Besides, you aint a progtard.

Atta boy.

Amen.

No Okie · « **Reply #12 on:** June 15, 2019, 03:10:40 PM »

Quote from: Joe on June 15, 2019, 11:24:27 AM

Herman must be hammered on barrelwash at the moment.

Its 10 o’clock in the morning where he lives.

Drinking time for breakfast

The pus gut just had sex with the buffoons photo. Another home run

Herman · « **Reply #13 on:** June 15, 2019, 03:28:21 PM »

A sixty year old incel and a seventy year old imbecile with little man syndrome. And both of them trying to get me in a threesome. What a couple they make.

No Okie · « **Reply #14 on:** June 15, 2019, 03:34:48 PM »

Dream on pus gut. Time to mail in for a new one.

Herman · « **Reply #15 on:** June 15, 2019, 03:41:56 PM »

I'm not judging your lifestyle. At least it's got your eyes off the little boys down in your third world shithole and on old Joe's big gut.

Lemon · « **Reply #16 on:** June 15, 2019, 03:45:15 PM »

This is all I can say:

Dovey · « **Reply #17 on:** June 15, 2019, 04:06:13 PM »

I guess Herman doesnt wanna be my fuckbuckle anymore

Amen.

No Okie · « **Reply #18 on:** June 15, 2019, 04:10:51 PM »

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He’s spoken for Dovey

Dovey · « **Reply #19 on:** June 15, 2019, 04:27:14 PM »

Quote from: No Okie on June 15, 2019, 04:10:51 PM

[img width= height= alt=5820-D350-A43-A-48-A2-816-F-B2771-B9-AC6-C5" border="0]https://i.ibb.co/g7Jpz28/5820-D350-A43-A-48-A2-816-F-B2771-B9-AC6-C5.png[/img]

He’s spoken for Dovey