Barrel wash: oak-aged Sterno favoured by potato farmers too lazy to make their own vodka. Used as an emetic, a diuretic, and a laxative.
Incel: middle-aged man whose last foray into sexual activity with a partner coincided with the purchase of his first razor. Incels have mastered the necessary ability to hold and turn the pages of Playboy magazine with one hand.
White Nationalism: social movement espoused by Incels whose IQ is too low to allow them to understand the difference between a nationality and an ethnicity.
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