The title says it all.... name five true things about yourself or your views, and let the shit fly at you for it...
(If you're a true flamer or troll, you won't have a problem doing this, and won't make up faux lists which people can quite clearly see through immediately)...
So:
1. I do all the cooking in my house because my girl could burn boiled water, but she's still pretty ace at baked goods (which oddly... I intensely dislike), so it's a stalemate...
2. I stopped buying long underwear a couple years ago and went with cotton/elasticine women's leggings because they were 1/4 the price and warmer/better fitting underneath modern slim legged work trousers...
3. I don't consider myself American anymore... I have a very ancient concept of what it means to be American, and as such, I'd like to go to Mars or just board a space ship with perpetual motion and live out my remaining days getting as far the fuck away from most of you as humanly possible... even if it means I die before you stupid motherfuckers do...
4. I think Flea is hot as fuck... despite only seeing her face and top half before... I also think that Dove isn't something you'd kick out of your bed for eating crumblies, despite the fact that she's white chick old... (don't get me wrong here... white chicks age fast.... latinas age slow, THEN super fast.... so they're probably going to even out in another 4-6 years)... both grandmas... both finally sterile... that's hot! No entanglements!...
5. Whenever I see 3x licence plates in a row while driving home with the number 13, I find the nearest lottery agent, stop, and buy a ticket...