The poor confused little gay, sorry I mean guy, is torn between his cock-loving, YMCA imitating, prancing, mincing and strutting lifestyle on the gay nightclub scene and his rather embarrassing, obsessive, creepy and borderline stalkeresque crush on a married female on the forum. The latter is clearly a frantic last ditch attempt to quell his rampant appetite for male ass and convince the board that he is in fact straight, despite resembling Freddy Mercury a month after his death.
As fellow concerned forum members we need to help Poofter through this traumatic time, so vote with your hearts folks and help a confused, lost soul find some happiness.