Queen Martini’s journey out of the closet

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Is Queen Martini a flamboyantly fabulous shirt-lifter?

He’s camper than a row of pink tents
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His old nic was Poofter, of course he’s a fag
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Only a full blown homo would have that facial hair
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He was the main cum receptacle during Freud’s infamous couch orgies
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The only woman he’s ever seen naked is his mother in the bath
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Offline Aryan

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on: July 10, 2019, 02:36:36 PM
The poor confused little gay, sorry I mean guy, is torn between his cock-loving, YMCA imitating, prancing, mincing and strutting lifestyle on the gay nightclub scene and his rather embarrassing, obsessive, creepy and borderline stalkeresque crush on a married female on the forum. The latter is clearly a frantic last ditch attempt to quell his rampant appetite for male ass and convince the board that he is in fact straight, despite resembling Freddy Mercury a month after his death.

As fellow concerned forum members we need to help Poofter through this traumatic time, so vote with your hearts folks and help a confused, lost soul find some happiness.
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Reply #1 on: July 10, 2019, 02:53:36 PM
Golly. Herman and the crew were starting to enjoy  his pod casts.
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Reply #2 on: July 10, 2019, 03:08:39 PM
 I dont see one that says

 "Falls madly, insanely in love with Dovey and lives happily ever after"

 So I cannot vote in good conscious.  :dontknow:
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Reply #3 on: July 10, 2019, 03:19:06 PM
I personally stuck this thread.

Nothing says traffic like a thread dedicated to yours truly. :crampe:
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Rub it in your skin like lotion


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Reply #4 on: July 10, 2019, 03:52:03 PM
I dont see one that says

 "Falls madly, insanely in love with Dovey and lives happily ever after"

 So I cannot vote in good conscious.  :dontknow:

You don’t have a penis so he wouldn’t stay with you very long.  :biglaugha:
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Reply #5 on: July 10, 2019, 03:53:14 PM
You don’t have a penis so he wouldn’t stay with you very long.  :biglaugha:

 He does enjoy my massive lady balls.

 Just sayin.
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Reply #6 on: July 10, 2019, 03:54:58 PM
And a strap on up his ass no doubt...
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Reply #7 on: July 10, 2019, 03:59:34 PM
Golly. Herman and the crew were starting to enjoy  his pod casts.

 LOL!

Herman the 3rd World Whore Chaser.
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Reply #8 on: July 10, 2019, 04:09:12 PM
I dont see one that says

 "Falls madly, insanely in love with Dovey and lives happily ever after"

 So I cannot vote in good conscious.  :dontknow:

Martini’s obsession with Dovey is somewhat reminiscent of King King & his maiden:

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Reply #9 on: July 10, 2019, 04:09:38 PM
And a strap on up his ass no doubt...

 I was gonna test to see if he can handle the pinky first and work my way up.

 When you truly love another, you gotta keep things spicy.  :thumbup2:
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Reply #10 on: July 10, 2019, 04:12:00 PM
Martini’s obsession with Dovey is somewhat reminiscent of King King & his maiden:


:crampe: :crampe:
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Reply #11 on: July 10, 2019, 04:14:11 PM
I was gonna test to see if he can handle the pinky first and work my way up.

 When you truly love another, you gotta keep things spicy.  :thumbup2:


So true !


Lately I’m so exhausted tho.
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Dovey

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Reply #12 on: July 10, 2019, 04:18:00 PM

So true !


Lately I’m so exhausted tho.

  There is a motto in the nursing feild.

 You gotta fuck/make love as hard....if not harder....than you work  :drunk2:

 I can sleep when I'm dead  :biglaugha:
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Reply #13 on: July 10, 2019, 09:15:28 PM
I was gonna test to see if he can handle the pinky first and work my way up.

 When you truly love another, you gotta keep things spicy.  :thumbup2:

Nice siggy.   :biggrin:
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Reply #14 on: July 10, 2019, 09:17:18 PM
Martini’s obsession with Dovey is somewhat reminiscent of King King & his maiden:



I think most females would actually prefer to be stalked by a giant hairy ape than the effeminate Village People impersonator.  :biglaugha:
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Reply #15 on: July 10, 2019, 10:55:10 PM
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Reply #16 on: July 11, 2019, 12:13:57 AM
Look at Albino Apoo spring a boner for Poofer...  :biglaugha:
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Reply #17 on: July 11, 2019, 03:25:11 AM
I personally stuck this thread.

Nothing says traffic like a thread dedicated to yours truly. :crampe:
These deranged incels are jealous of guys like you and I. When I was in my early twenties I got more poontang in one week than Scouse has had in his forty years. 
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Reply #18 on: July 11, 2019, 06:29:00 AM
Herman sure loves to boast about the amount of money he’s spent using prostitutes over the years.  :biglaugha:
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Reply #19 on: July 11, 2019, 06:33:06 AM
Look at Albino Apoo spring a boner for Poofer...  :biglaugha:

Don’t worry Mo, I don’t swing that way so you don’t have to worry about your boyfriend being stolen...  :thumbup2:
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