Dovey? Or King Martini?

[Bad and Boujee]

Yours truly and the Dove Bar were having an interesting discussion the other day and one question deserves an answer;

Flea, if there was a falling out between Dovey, that lucious, beautiful women, and myself, whom would you choose to stay here?

If an impasse in our budding relationship, mine and Doveys, you thirsty mexicant, were to happen, it would be in this forums best interest for a choice.

Do you choose Dovey? Or whom you have a long friendship, an honest friendship (Hi Murdoch) with?

Or

KM- the guy who, in a month, turned this place around and into a must click every single day?


Question

[Dovey]

 Seriously?

 Good grief 

[Bad and Boujee]

Seriously?

 Good grief 

Why don't you just calm down and get back in pocket, love.

A man needs answers.

[Dovey]

Why don't you just calm down and get back in pocket, love.

A man needs answers.

 Are you picking a fight with me? 

[Bad and Boujee]

Are you picking a fight with me? 

Honey, as much as I love you, and you know I do, you really....I mean really don't want to get into a war of words with me.

You will lose. Bad.

And I say that with love brimming from my loins.

[Lemon]

I say both of ‘em need a tent in Tent City.  Don’t let ‘em sleep on the concrete all night and screw like they’ve been doing.  The twins are due soon.

[Captain Caveman]

This needs to be settled before the twins choose opposing sides and take out one another in the womb...

Freud
- I propose a "Couches @fifty paces duel"...A fight to 69 each other to their ends...

 

[Dovey]

 I would just go, honestly.

[Captain Caveman]

I would just go, honestly.

Like leave permanently or tinkle time?...

[Joe]

Honey, as much as I love you, and you know I do, you really....I mean really don't want to get into a war of words with me.

You will lose. Bad.

And I say that with love brimming from my loins.

Seems yo comin’ on too strong thea’ King Mahtini.

She ain’t looking for a Super Stud.

She just wants someone she can chill out with.

Something just like this....

[Blurt]

Poor Martini, trying to wrap his head around the idea of living in a world that has more than one person in it.

I feel for you, man.

[Joe]

I would just go, honestly.

If you did, I’d miss your selfies.

Btw, nice avatar

[Dovey]

She ain’t looking for a Super Stud.

She just wants someone she can chill out with.

 This is so incredibly true.

[Aryan]

I think it’s safe to say that most people are sick to death by now of the Martini and Dovey themed threads....

Can’t they all be merged into one or something?

[Joe]

I think it’s safe to say that most people are sick to death by now of the Martini and Dovey themed threads....

Can’t they all be merged into one or something?

Well then the forum becomes like the Blue Cashew when everybody’s threads they don’t agree with gets merged or more or less thrown into a junk pile. That included you too, Scouse. At least this forum allows you to express your POV tho many don’t seem to agree with u.

I’d rather people just feel free to express themselves.

Beyond spamming from advertisers, outright defamation or posting someone’s pi, I don’t think posts threads shouldn’t be deleted, manipulated or moved.

[Aryan]

When someone makes endless threads about themselves over and over it gets pretty fucking tedious.

[Biggie Smiles]

Beats the nonsensical Trump rage / witchhunts these idiot communists bleat on and on about

[Dovey]

 So far, Joo has been the only guy to induce an eye roll from me so hard I can see my own grey matter.

 That has all changed. 

 Congratz Joo, you now have a buddy on my eyeroll list 

[Flynn]

This is so incredibly true.

So is that fucking forehead, which is so expansive; that medical personnel can use it in the event of a natural disaster for triage.

[Biggie Smiles]

So is that fucking forehead, which is so expansive; that medical personnel can use it in the event of a natural disaster for triage.

trash.  Do better