1. Poofer is funny because he finds it funny acting like a horses arse...
2. Dovey is a pretty woman, despite having a hard life with multiple relationships and jobs...
3. Lemon is actually funny... sometimes... in that slapstick sort of way... for a Prog...
4. BEnzo is tenacious when all else fails him, like his erectile problems...
5. Joodog might be small in stature but he can rock any message board software like a champion Latino Leprechaun...
6. sum cun't would throw his body in the path of a bullet, if he trusts and cares about you, or your kids...
7. I have always believed that Lotusbud means well....has a big heart....but she should have developed her brain to complement said heart...
8. Cassandra's Curse is a gorgeous Amazon woman...
9. Bulldogeatingcustard would drive across the Nullarbor to give you fuel or water, if only you asked...
10. Aryan Nation would drive across his own mother if she in a senile bout mentioned that his father was actually a Jewish pickle salesman and it took her 25 times to conceive him, despite the indigestion and heavy bloating...