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on: July 22, 2019, 05:26:25 PM
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Reply #1 on: July 22, 2019, 08:50:47 PM
Hmmm interesting podcast Martini.

But rather than leave Flametown, why not incorporate it into your YouTube Channel then create back links to it? That could greatly increase your numbers listening to your podcasts.

Also, your YouTube broadcasts could average 200,000 views. Likely much more if Dovey participated, Tho I understand if she doesn’t want to given your Bianca podcasts.

That could be 100 or hundreds of times the more the audience than a podcast.

Isnt it $1000 or $2000 for 1,000,000 views for original content?

YouTube makes money the more people they get watching your videos.

The more you help them they’ll help you.

YouTube is in the business of selling advertising so obviously they will insert ads before and possibly after your videos.

Also content copyright is important in this medium.
So make sure you secure complete ownership & control of what you produce.
Don’t give it away for free.

Have you thought about vimeo too?

Seems you are in the process of creating a brand, Martini

Trying to decide upon the image/persona you are trying to project.

My suggestion to you is just produce 1 episode per week running 2 to a max if 5 mins to start.

Otherwise your viewers on YouTube may tire of you quickly.

A yt video is not the same medium as a podcast.

I dont think you can babble on for 20 min.

Otherwise you will lose your viewers attention

Video is a completely different medium.

A podcast is to traditional radio what YouTube is to television

And you have to use your time in more compact fashion

Even tho the screen may be 480 x 320 pixels, every mm, inch counts.

I notice the most effective youtubers are good actors & they can use every mm of the visual space to produce a maximum effect for the viewer.
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Reply #2 on: July 23, 2019, 03:24:36 AM
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Reply #3 on: July 23, 2019, 03:30:35 AM
Youtube will be better...can listen at 2x speed.

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Reply #4 on: July 23, 2019, 04:06:19 AM
Youtube will be better...can listen at 2x speed.

You can do that with Spreaker too...
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Reply #5 on: July 23, 2019, 04:13:32 AM
You can do that with Spreaker too...

Don't see it...
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Reply #6 on: July 23, 2019, 04:20:08 AM
Don't see it...

In the Spreaker app, click on the episode then on the bottom bar to blow up the window... click right hand top corner with the music note icon... choose speed...

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Reply #7 on: July 23, 2019, 04:34:05 AM
In the Spreaker app, click on the episode then on the bottom bar to blow up the window... click right hand top corner with the music note icon... choose speed...



Got it, but I don't use the app...just a regular old browser...

Thanks anyway though.
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Reply #8 on: July 23, 2019, 04:42:55 AM
Got it, but I don't use the app...just a regular old browser...

Thanks anyway though.

Spreaker for Windows is a download you can get... so when you click on a podcast link, it triggers the app to play it (to your preferred speed setting)... I like to listen at x1.25 speed... it makes Martini even more entertaining...

I tried x2 but it was spastic... x1.5 was good but I lost a bit in translation since he talks through his nose at times (Chi', yo....)... x1.25 was the Goldilocks zone... 
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Reply #9 on: July 23, 2019, 11:38:35 AM
Anyways I made a short YouTube video once, just a a slide show made in PowerPoint then converted into a digital video Format:



Im not suggesting it was great or anything, nor was it my content, but Im surprised that it got over 2,000 views and 10 likes. And I wasn’t even trying to get people to watch it. Thats as many views as a Martini podcast. I just made it as a learning exercise in a PowerPoint class.

So if my lowly video could get that many views, I’m sure one Martini YouTube video could get 100 times the viewership & many more likes than that.

A podcast has limited appeal but a video can reach a much wider audience.
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Reply #10 on: July 23, 2019, 12:28:59 PM
Joe. Ativan. Now.

Zyprexa, too. 10mg bid.

Before it's too late.
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Reply #11 on: July 23, 2019, 12:31:07 PM
You know your pharma-grade drugs don’t ya Blurty boi?
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Reply #12 on: July 23, 2019, 12:46:36 PM
Absolutely. I have to.

But the answer is still no. Get your own Percocet and Dilaudid.
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Reply #13 on: July 23, 2019, 12:56:11 PM
Joe. Ativan. Now.

Zyprexa, too. 10mg bid.

Before it's too late.

Is that what you take,Blurt?

Does it work for you?

I’m unacquainted with drugs cuz I don’t use them.

But good luck with them, Blurt.
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Reply #14 on: July 23, 2019, 01:10:35 PM
You know your pharma-grade drugs don’t ya Blurty boi?

Yeah that’s what I noticed too.

Only a person with drug dependencies would be that knowledgeable, eh?

Personally, other than a small glass of wine at dinner, a single beer or morning coffee, I don’t use drugs at all.

I consider drug dependencies as a sign of weakness.

I believe strong people don’t use drugs.
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Reply #15 on: July 23, 2019, 01:34:48 PM
Blurt does strike me as the tweeker type, homos do tend to like their drugs.   :biglaugha:
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Reply #16 on: July 23, 2019, 01:36:48 PM
Only a person with drug dependencies would be that knowledgeable, eh?

Or a person working in health care, doncha think?

I spent years working as a mental health outreach worker. You know this, Joe.

It's my professional opinion that you are beyond help. No pharmaceuticals exist that can help alleviate your particular symptoms. The level of social ineptitude you exhibit on a daily basis can only be cured by a swift kick in the nutsack, a kick which, in your case, will make your ears ring.

And, for the record, you haven't met a strong person until you've met someone who's successfully kicked a drug habit.

So stick to your single beer and morning coffee, you pansy-assed schlemiel; if we're lucky, you'll rub yourself out of the online world next time you spill some Riesling on your laptop.
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Reply #17 on: July 23, 2019, 01:42:11 PM
Looks like this thread is gonna end up like most related to Pee Wee. Some things are so predictable
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Reply #18 on: July 23, 2019, 01:43:02 PM
Blurt does strike me as the tweeker type, homos do tend to like their drugs.   :biglaugha:

And now Coke Boy chimes in with a platitude and a compound sentence.

Scouse, really, when will you learn that psychotropic substance use will never fill that void inside you? Only good Aryan cock can do that.

The first step on the path to healing is a tough one, but I know you can do it. I have faith in you.

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Reply #19 on: July 23, 2019, 01:45:18 PM
I like a drink and a sniff, I hold my hand up to that. We all need something to take the edge off things at times in this fucked up world.
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