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Oh, Hey Monster
« on: July 23, 2019, 01:50:56 PM »
Remember me? The guy that ran you off at least 3 troll boards? How many times did you issue goodbye cruel Valhalla threads on account of me giving your face a wedgie with your upper lip which actually made it look better than what was left over after that swarm of angry termites who turned your face into a water cooler cup?

I think we've reached that time again, a little trip back to the old school just for old times sake. You know, because you want to take little sniper shots from here and there like the passive aggressive purse clenching cat lady many have come to know you are?

First off, let's talk about your most recent melty. You know, the one over at Murdy's second board where you tried to stick your chemically enhanced, bionic face tent into a situation that had nothing to do with you and got tossed like an old magazine nobody wants anymore? Funny how you thought you'd huff and puff and blow my house down but ended up getting a battalion of insects stuck to your brain as soon as you inhaled for obvious reasons. Cute. Self owning and ineffective. But cute none the less.

Or how about we talk about your close encounters of the butt-hurt kind over at Murdy's first board. You know, where you ran away with your silicon sniffer tucked between your legs because I told you to put the banana peel back over your head and go sit in the corner because your idea of FBI grade background checks for new registrants made you look like a fucking sissy? That type of shit reeks of sore asshole and only favored among histrionic granola nut grannies such as yourself who are too emotionally tethered to this game to play it properly?

Testosterone patch or yohimbie bark gummy bears? Maybe? I think it's time. You know, before the proverbial fat lady sings and you get stuffed into a sleeping bag and pushed over the side of an overpass by embarrassed family members?

Listen, you've never been a main event at any of these boards and you never will. You're kinda just there and people mostly tolerate you because, well, it's not every day we get to hang out with someone who can snort a basketball whole and still have room for lunch. But make no mistake about it, I'll walk you and your entire gang of guppies around the block with ease whenever the whim strikes me.

If you wanna leave a mark on life instead of being remembered as the little old lady who couldn't you should be selling your picture without the discolored blow-horn attached to desperate parents who want to scare their kids to sleep instead of trying so hard to “troall” and then failing miserably at it.

I mean if u want some tips on how to be interesting just ask. Because then I'd just tell you to stick a  bounty roll in your face and vacuum up some good Colombian Coke and hop around from forum to forum looking and acting just like Q*bert instead of slithering around in the shadows like a complete butthurt spastic forum leper.


So which one of you puddle peons at Clumsy & Trippen want to be next?


Call out? Your whole board against me?  :popcorn:

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Re: Oh, Hey Monster
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2019, 02:58:09 PM »
I never understood anybody's fascination with this camel toed face mind cripple.

I'm sorry, Peaches, I have to side with Joo on this one. You suck so much life out of any forum you fester its like you shove a retractable vaccum tube into your face pussy and deeply inhale. I still remember that shit ass podcast you made where you have some sermon and kept touching my nose to see it it was still there listening to that drivel and hoping whatever you have didn't pass thru the bandwidth like the fucking T-virus on resident evil.

And lets not forget how you defended a piece of shit like Caskur the first time I was here when its 100% clear she has mental issues that you would much rather exploit for replys so your shitty ass forum could keep up with the BG on terms of traffic. Don't remember? I do.

So go face fuck yourself with a doorknob on whatever forum you suckered into thinking an elderly ass man/magician with the disappearing face can conjure up some traffic that doesn't involve a projectile sneeze landing on a fucking monitor, you sad sack of nothing.

You just might be the only person in the world that can see his own chin by just looking straight down.
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Re: Oh, Hey Monster
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2019, 04:14:27 PM »
I wonder if he still ""faps"" to pictures of Natalie Portmon. The 12 year old version of Natalie that is.

I remember when he said he watched The Professional over and over because porn with grown ass women just didn't do anything for him and he liked the whole angle of a little girl in really short shorts cozying up to an older gentlemen on the late night in his dingy apartment


Hey Peaches... wanna gather the guppies and do a callout? I'll change my avatar to a picture of The Professional if you do
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Re: Oh, Hey Monster
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2019, 04:19:17 PM »
Remember me? The guy that ran you off at least 3 troll boards? How many times did you issue goodbye cruel Valhalla threads on account of me giving your face a wedgie with your upper lip which actually made it look better than what was left over after that swarm of angry termites who turned your face into a water cooler cup?

I think we've reached that time again, a little trip back to the old school just for old times sake. You know, because you want to take little sniper shots from here and there like the passive aggressive purse clenching cat lady many have come to know you are?

First off, let's talk about your most recent melty. You know, the one over at Murdy's second board where you tried to stick your chemically enhanced, bionic face tent into a situation that had nothing to do with you and got tossed like an old magazine nobody wants anymore? Funny how you thought you'd huff and puff and blow my house down but ended up getting a battalion of insects stuck to your brain as soon as you inhaled for obvious reasons. Cute. Self owning and ineffective. But cute none the less.

Or how about we talk about your close encounters of the butt-hurt kind over at Murdy's first board. You know, where you ran away with your silicon sniffer tucked between your legs because I told you to put the banana peel back over your head and go sit in the corner because your idea of FBI grade background checks for new registrants made you look like a fucking sissy? That type of shit reeks of sore asshole and only favored among histrionic granola nut grannies such as yourself who are too emotionally tethered to this game to play it properly?

Testosterone patch or yohimbie bark gummy bears? Maybe? I think it's time. You know, before the proverbial fat lady sings and you get stuffed into a sleeping bag and pushed over the side of an overpass by embarrassed family members?

Listen, you've never been a main event at any of these boards and you never will. You're kinda just there and people mostly tolerate you because, well, it's not every day we get to hang out with someone who can snort a basketball whole and still have room for lunch. But make no mistake about it, I'll walk you and your entire gang of guppies around the block with ease whenever the whim strikes me.

If you wanna leave a mark on life instead of being remembered as the little old lady who couldn't you should be selling your picture without the discolored blow-horn attached to desperate parents who want to scare their kids to sleep instead of trying so hard to “troall” and then failing miserably at it.

I mean if u want some tips on how to be interesting just ask. Because then I'd just tell you to stick a  bounty roll in your face and vacuum up some good Colombian Coke and hop around from forum to forum looking and acting just like Q*bert instead of slithering around in the shadows like a complete butthurt spastic forum leper.


So which one of you puddle peons at Clumsy & Trippen want to be next?


Call out? Your whole board against me?  :popcorn:

Hey Biggie. Why do you want to spread the shit that occurs over there, and bring it here? I’ve read what you’ve posted and argued over there. What’s the purpose? I thought you were more mature to pull that kind of shit?
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Re: Oh, Hey Monster
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2019, 04:26:11 PM »
Hey Biggie. Why do you want to spread the shit that occurs over there, and bring it here? I’ve read what you’ve posted and argued over there. What’s the purpose? I thought you were more mature to pull that kind of shit?
This might be news to you. Or not. But this is a flame board. And flaming is what we do around here.

It's always a good time when a guppy jumps up and begs to be a target. THis particular target has been begging for quite some time so now I'm going to get flametown's version of medieval on his ass. And if any of the other circus acts he consorts with offsite want to get in on that action they're welcome to it.

I got lots of room for all those crash dummies in the clown car picked out especially for them.  :popcorn:
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Re: Oh, Hey Monster
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2019, 04:41:44 PM »
This might be news to you. Or not. But this is a flame board. And flaming is what we do around here.

It's always a good time when a guppy jumps up and begs to be a target. THis particular target has been begging for quite some time so now I'm going to get flametown's version of medieval on his ass. And if any of the other circus acts he consorts with offsite want to get in on that action they're welcome to it.

I got lots of room for all those crash dummies in the clown car picked out especially for them.  :popcorn:

I understand completely. I will save your response forever.
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Re: Oh, Hey Monster
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2019, 05:49:09 PM »
No wait. He’s harambe now. Right?   Or is it hermophidite?  I cant remember with this hormonal newspaper lady anymore
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Re: Oh, Hey Monster
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2019, 05:51:36 PM »
I will save your response forever.

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Re: Oh, Hey Monster
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2019, 07:27:41 AM »
No wait. He’s harambe now. Right?   Or is it hermophidite?  I cant remember with this hormonal newspaper lady anymore

If you’re talking about Peaches yeah he changed handles for some reason, I know he hated the fact that I had ‘sullied his good name’ by constantly referring to him as Lady Peaches, the delicate old queen.
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Re: Oh, Hey Monster
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2019, 10:07:05 AM »
If you’re talking about Peaches yeah he changed handles for some reason, I know he hated the fact that I had ‘sullied his good name’ by constantly referring to him as Lady Peaches, the delicate old queen.
lol.  You dont know the history

Yeah this thread is a “”trophy”” to peaches  :biglaugha:
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Re: Oh, Hey Monster
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2019, 10:19:06 AM »
Hey Biggie. Why do you want to spread the shit that occurs over there, and bring it here? I’ve read what you’ve posted and argued over there. What’s the purpose? I thought you were more mature to pull that kind of shit?

 What's the purpose of coming to troll/flame boards and complaining that people are flaming?

 Wtf are you expecting here?  :crazy:
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Re: Oh, Hey Monster
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2019, 10:21:47 AM »
İt ürür kervan yürür...
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Re: Oh, Hey Monster
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2019, 08:36:08 PM »
İt ürür kervan yürür

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huh
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Re: Oh, Hey Monster
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2019, 10:41:58 PM »
lol.  You dont know the history

Yeah this thread is a “”trophy”” to peaches  :biglaugha:

Peaches?? :dontknow:
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Re: Oh, Hey Monster
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2019, 10:51:14 PM »
Peaches?? :dontknow:
you didnt know that peaches is monster?
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Re: Oh, Hey Monster
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2019, 10:55:36 PM »
you didnt know that peaches is monster?

No  :bawling:

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Re: Oh, Hey Monster
« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2019, 10:56:49 PM »
This game has degraded itself into threads used to flame the fuck outta somebody now deemed "trophy" threads.

Get the fuck in here and flame back, Harambe.
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Re: Oh, Hey Monster
« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2019, 10:57:33 PM »
No  :bawling:

Moonie, he seriously doesn't have a nose.

It srsly like fell off his face.
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Re: Oh, Hey Monster
« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2019, 11:00:34 PM »
Moonie, he seriously doesn't have a nose.

It srsly like fell off his face.

His cat tried to get his tongue but nailed the nose instead...
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Re: Oh, Hey Monster
« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2019, 11:01:20 PM »
That is so disgusting

How does God dislike you that much?
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