Now that both Random and Freud have decided to leave us erstwhile and forlorn without the aid of a safety net, what are we to do?
I of course blame Fox News, Dovey's soft moist piss flapping wet and weary bountiful beautousness, Flea for trying to lead an old bad man astray with her complimentary ash tray of a cunt, this sites confused and rather pathetic wilted inability to reproduce, married to the seedless Jaffas you all fucking are.
I for one will miss nearly 50% of the both of them already.
A few questions, why did we turn the site private again? I missed the memo.
Why does our moderator feel the need to exceed the speed of shite, that rolls down the back of our legs at a sedentary almost lazy 0.023ms?
Why did Freud think that posting his demise nearly 2 weeks ago would make it more impactful?
Should Dovey wear the black stilettos with the little red dress, or the red stilettos with the little black dress when she next meets KM at Burger King?
If figures are up, why can I guarantee under our particular International Law, that I will have to respond to the same old fuckwits I always have?
Why do I feel that Random KM's decision is more Dovey's than his, and that she has probably demanded he actually has to have a real grown up life,like a real person seeking more the the self inflected misery that makes up this?
Why does Freud suddenly appear, every time KM is near?
Where is Scoundrel???
I personally wish the three members (as I suspect the loss of Dovey as well), all the best. It is no secret that I secretly like KM, quite a lot. I find him intoxicatingly invigorating, if sometimes rather fantastically self indulgent. There can be no doubt he brings any bored board to life. And I think what he has tried to do is a credit to this community.
If I am pushed too it, of course that there cunt Freud has some interesting characteristics,and even once said something quite witty and entertaining. I can't recall under pressure what it was, but it involved wet and dry sandpaper and Fleas new found appreciation of the ancient arts of Vajazzling. I laughed, I really did.....ahhh those were the days.
As for Dovey, she fucking better marry KM and make him unhappy. Just like the rest of us.
Good luck to you all.....I suppose.