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So I had a chat with the Dove Bar.....
« on: July 24, 2019, 08:09:53 PM »
And she promised me never ending anal sex for the rest of my life if I remain on these forums.

And yes, I am lubing my ass up now as I type.....

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Re: So I had a chat with the Dove Bar.....
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2019, 08:13:11 PM »
Welcome back!

A lot of has happened since you left us...
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Re: So I had a chat with the Dove Bar.....
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2019, 08:17:44 PM »
And she promised me never ending anal sex for the rest of my life if I remain on these forums.

And yes, I am lubing my ass up now as I type.....

#blamedovey

You want someone to care.

Someone, do you care?   :crampe:
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Re: So I had a chat with the Dove Bar.....
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2019, 08:21:18 PM »
Welcome back!

A lot of has happened since you left us...
This place is in fucking shambles.

Thank you Flea, for giving me a panel I'll try my best!!!
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Re: So I had a chat with the Dove Bar.....
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2019, 09:48:07 PM »
And she promised me never ending anal sex for the rest of my life if I remain on these forums.

And yes, I am lubing my ass up now as I type.....

#blamedovey

She seems to have calmed you down a lot Martini.

I noticed in your podcasts you sound more relaxed, happier & your voice is a lot softer.

Yeah maybe you’re beginnin ta sound like her, eh?

You got this woman’s voice now ‘stead of that loud rock ‘n roll megaphone type.

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Re: So I had a chat with the Dove Bar.....
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2019, 09:49:22 PM »
And she promised me never ending anal sex for the rest of my life if I remain on these forums.

And yes, I am lubing my ass up now as I type.....

#blamedovey

Best to wear a condom amigo
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Re: So I had a chat with the Dove Bar.....
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2019, 09:52:04 PM »
You want someone to care.

Someone, do you care?   :crampe:

Like a name change is gonna make a difference. Try over at the BC. Herman’s anxious
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Re: So I had a chat with the Dove Bar.....
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2019, 09:56:22 PM »
She seems to have calmed you down a lot Martini.

I noticed in your podcasts you sound more relaxed, happier & your voice is a lot softer.

Yeah maybe you’re beginnin ta sound like her, eh?

You got this woman’s voice now ‘stead of that loud rock ‘n roll megaphone type.

I'll be honest with ya, Joe.

Dovey is prolly one of the coolest ppl I have ever met in my entire life.

She's a go getter, she's funny as all hell, will talk my ear off about certain topics, and is fucking as hot as a cucumber salad left in the desert.

I laugh when ppl bring up things from her past like it actually means something. It doesn't.

But seriously, who doesn't want a girlfriend who can pole dance and give lapdances? Who can debate politics and then dance like a sexual dynamo two seconds later? Shit I admit, I do.

So many of the useless bitches on these forums read jealous of her and no offense, I really don't blame them. She has all these things that society would consider a knock, I really don't, at all, but you read the shit ppl post on these forums alone, and she can still get whatever guy she wants.

Slowly for the fat girls;

Whatever

Guy

She

Wants


And that's gotta hurt.
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Re: So I had a chat with the Dove Bar.....
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2019, 09:59:02 PM »
Best to wear a condom amigo
Hell no.

I'd never waste a good load into a fucking plastic wrap, bruh
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Re: So I had a chat with the Dove Bar.....
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2019, 10:00:58 PM »
I get whatever guy I want.  There’s no secret to it.  :biggrin:
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Re: So I had a chat with the Dove Bar.....
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2019, 10:03:09 PM »
I get whatever guy I want.  There’s no secret to it.  :biggrin:
Alive!!! Mother fucker ALIVE!!!
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Re: So I had a chat with the Dove Bar.....
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2019, 10:09:58 PM »
I'll be honest with ya, Joe.

Dovey is prolly one of the coolest ppl I have ever met in my entire life.

She's a go getter, she's funny as all hell, will talk my ear off about certain topics, and is fucking as hot as a cucumber salad left in the desert.

I laugh when ppl bring up things from her past like it actually means something. It doesn't.

But seriously, who doesn't want a girlfriend who can pole dance and give lapdances? Who can debate politics and then dance like a sexual dynamo two seconds later? Shit I admit, I do.

So many of the useless bitches on these forums read jealous of her and no offense, I really don't blame them. She has all these things that society would consider a knock, I really don't, at all, but you read the shit ppl post on these forums alone, and she can still get whatever guy she wants.

Slowly for the fat girls;

Whatever

Guy

She

Wants


And that's gotta hurt.

Really adorable.  Make her happy
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Re: So I had a chat with the Dove Bar.....
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2019, 10:14:22 PM »
Really adorable.  Make her happy
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Re: So I had a chat with the Dove Bar.....
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2019, 10:18:03 PM »
Moonie, I get on her nerves on a daily basis, but have never made her unhappy.

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Re: So I had a chat with the Dove Bar.....
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2019, 11:20:02 PM »
I'll be honest with ya, Joe.

Dovey is prolly one of the coolest ppl I have ever met in my entire life.

She's a go getter, she's funny as all hell, will talk my ear off about certain topics, and is fucking as hot as a cucumber salad left in the desert.

I laugh when ppl bring up things from her past like it actually means something. It doesn't.

But seriously, who doesn't want a girlfriend who can pole dance and give lapdances? Who can debate politics and then dance like a sexual dynamo two seconds later? Shit I admit, I do.

So many of the useless bitches on these forums read jealous of her and no offense, I really don't blame them. She has all these things that society would consider a knock, I really don't, at all, but you read the shit ppl post on these forums alone, and she can still get whatever guy she wants.

Slowly for the fat girls;

Whatever

Guy

She

Wants


And that's gotta hurt.

Yeah I think you 2 are a good match.

You have similar interests, you’ve been thru a lot,  you’re both single parents, you have plenty of kids & appear to not mind having more. Good luck!

Tho I appreciate Dovey’s physical beauty & charms, I don’t think she is someone I’d be interested in. Still, time she appears a captivating personality & a great life story to tell.

Same time, it’d be interesting to meet u one day if I ever went to Chicago again.

Its an interesting city with a vibrant night life & culture.

Perhaps one day I could drop by & have a glimpse of Martini ‘s Bar, if yer still in the biz by then. ;-)
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Re: So I had a chat with the Dove Bar.....
« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2019, 12:04:26 AM »
Moonie, I get on her nerves on a daily basis, but have never made her a baby.

Fixed that for you, brah.

YW
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Re: So I had a chat with the Dove Bar.....
« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2019, 01:01:58 AM »
Yeah I think you 2 are a good match.

You have similar interests, you’ve been thru a lot,  you’re both single parents, you have plenty of kids & appear to not mind having more. Good luck!

Tho I appreciate Dovey’s physical beauty & charms, I don’t think she is someone I’d be interested in. Still, time she appears a captivating personality & a great life story to tell.

Same time, it’d be interesting to meet u one day if I ever went to Chicago again.

Its an interesting city with a vibrant night life & culture.

Perhaps one day I could drop by & have a glimpse of Martini ‘s Bar, if yer still in the biz by then. ;-)

So, did you pull your nose out of his ass after that?
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Re: So I had a chat with the Dove Bar.....
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2019, 01:08:55 AM »
So, did you pull your nose out of his ass after that?

I was reading and wondering the same thing.  Wut?
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Re: So I had a chat with the Dove Bar.....
« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2019, 11:10:09 AM »
Hell no.

I'd never waste a good load into a fucking plastic wrap, bruh

Suete Tanto.
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Re: So I had a chat with the Dove Bar.....
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