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Aryan Dalmatian haz meltyness aboutz King Martineze....
« on: July 25, 2019, 08:36:21 AM »
 :crampe:



How Now Hitler Sow!  :laughinatu:
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Re: Aryan Dalmatian haz meltyness aboutz King Martineze....
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2019, 08:50:24 AM »
Wow desperate much?  :crampe:

If anyone who wasn’t one of your butt buddies announced they were leaving and then changed their mind the next day you’d have been on their case like a n1gger in a KFC closing down sale, but because it’s your boyfriend? Well, we all know your reaction.....
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Re: Aryan Dalmatian haz meltyness aboutz King Martineze....
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2019, 09:51:21 AM »
Come on Aryan, let's get this melty out and onto the forum.

I've never seen a grown ass man so intimidated by another man's profile pic.

So I turn you on? :crampe:
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Re: Aryan Dalmatian haz meltyness aboutz King Martineze....
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2019, 10:05:57 AM »
You need to work on your reading comprehension...
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Re: Aryan Dalmatian haz meltyness aboutz King Martineze....
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2019, 10:11:20 AM »
You need to work on your reading comprehension...
You need to get a new diaper,Aryan Melt beard
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Re: Aryan Dalmatian haz meltyness aboutz King Martineze....
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2019, 10:19:43 AM »
It’s hilarious how you accuse me of being an attention seeker by choosing this handle name, which incidentally gave you a ‘melty’ only yesterday, when you’re easily one of the biggest attention seekers on the board.

You thrive on it, why else announce you’re leaving and then change your mind a day later?

No doubt the hysterical pleas for you to stay that you were expecting never materialised so here you are, as irritating and smug as ever.

Fried eggs Flynn said you look like an Asian with Down syndrome, I’d say she’s right for a change.  :biglaugha:
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Re: Aryan Dalmatian haz meltyness aboutz King Martineze....
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2019, 10:21:30 AM »
So...answer Martini's question...Mr. Anal Fixation...

Do you fancy King Kev in that sordid genital licking way or do you just respect him from afar while you flog your Chevap to the music of Michael Bolton while thumbing your teats like lucky dice at a casino table?...
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Re: Aryan Dalmatian haz meltyness aboutz King Martineze....
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2019, 10:23:46 AM »
Take your tongue out of the downey’s ass Frood, you’ll be making Dovey jealous.
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Re: Aryan Dalmatian haz meltyness aboutz King Martineze....
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2019, 10:26:58 AM »
So...answer Martini's question...Mr. Anal Fixation...

Do you fancy King Kev in that sordid genital licking way or do you just respect him from afar while you flog your Chevap to the music of Michael Bolton while thumbing your teats like lucky dice at a casino table?...

No one respects him close up or from afar.  He's an entering freshman.  Class of '23 if he can keep his grades up.

I just hope that he and Dove are going to get to go to the same high school.

Butt that of course doesn't mean that Hitler's Toes isn't giving him a queer eyeball.   :dontknow:
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Re: Aryan Dalmatian haz meltyness aboutz King Martineze....
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2019, 10:32:10 AM »
Take your tongue out of the downey’s ass Frood, you’ll be making Dovey jealous.

Funny you mention my tongue when yours is lashed around anyone's cocker spaniel in FT that gives a shit enough to even reply to your bollocks most of the time...  :laughinatu:


No one respects him close up or from afar.  He's an entering freshman.  Class of '23 if he can keep his grades up.

I just hope that he and Dove are going to get to go to the same high school.

Butt that of course doesn't mean that Hitler's Toes isn't giving him a queer eyeball.   :dontknow:

I respectfully disagree with your synapses of Martini and Dove but I nod affirmingly in your general direction about Hitoesler...
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Re: Aryan Dalmatian haz meltyness aboutz King Martineze....
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2019, 10:35:35 AM »
You’re always here, night and day, and you can’t resist responding to my posts like the huge fan boi cuck that you are.
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Re: Aryan Dalmatian haz meltyness aboutz King Martineze....
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2019, 10:37:44 AM »
You’re always here, night and day, and you can’t resist responding to my posts like the huge fan boi cuck that you are.

Go on...stroke yourself to mah toesz! You know you wanna'...  :laughinatu:

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Re: Aryan Dalmatian haz meltyness aboutz King Martineze....
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2019, 10:38:58 AM »
Funny you mention my tongue when yours is lashed around anyone's cocker spaniel in FT that gives a shit enough to even reply to your bollocks most of the time...  :laughinatu:


I respectfully disagree with your synapses of Martini and Dove but I nod affirmingly in your general direction about Hitoesler...

Their synapses are firing, alrighty.   
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Re: Aryan Dalmatian haz meltyness aboutz King Martineze....
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2019, 10:41:16 AM »
Go on...stroke yourself to mah toesz! You know you wanna'...  :laughinatu:



That does look feminine.  Not that you don't have a right to be any way you want to be, because you do.  I just could not handle lady leggings and painted toenails on my man, displayed like that in the flip-flops I crushed Flynn with.   :biggrin:
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Re: Aryan Dalmatian haz meltyness aboutz King Martineze....
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2019, 10:43:14 AM »
Go on...stroke yourself to mah toesz! You know you wanna'...  :laughinatu:



Are you wearing leggings?  :crampe:

As if painting your toenails isn’t bad enough.....

You really are a cross-dresser. :laughinatu:
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Re: Aryan Dalmatian haz meltyness aboutz King Martineze....
« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2019, 10:43:31 AM »
That does look feminine.  Not that you don't have a right to be any way you want to be, because you do.  I just could not handle lady leggings and painted toenails on my man, displayed like that in the flip-flops I crushed Flynn with.   :biggrin:

What can I say?...

...besides being a foot soldier in the army of toetal righteousness...  :thumbup2:
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Re: Aryan Dalmatian haz meltyness aboutz King Martineze....
« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2019, 10:44:41 AM »
Go on...stroke yourself to mah toesz! You know you wanna'...  :laughinatu:





If you lived closer, I wouldn’t need to go get my toes done at the salon anymore
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Re: Aryan Dalmatian haz meltyness aboutz King Martineze....
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2019, 10:46:50 AM »


If you lived closer, I wouldn’t need to go get my toes done at the salon anymore

As her manager, I would insist on the lion's share of the proceeds lest she spend it on lollies and small stuffed animals on keychains...  :biggrin:
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Re: Aryan Dalmatian haz meltyness aboutz King Martineze....
« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2019, 10:47:29 AM »


If you lived closer, I wouldn’t need to go get my toes done at the salon anymore

Flea, sort your e-boyfriend out, he’s got a nasty dose of teh gay!
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Re: Aryan Dalmatian haz meltyness aboutz King Martineze....
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2019, 10:50:02 AM »
Flea, sort your e-boyfriend out, he’s got a nasty dose of teh gay!

 :crampe:

Why do you always have to gay up a thread?

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