If you are female,or slightly effeminate, please consider the lilies.
Joo is a wonderful homemaker, especially after the cruel and untimely death of his mother at 102.
Joo is a fresh and vibrant 76 year old, who comes with a Cadillac, his own defibrillator, liver spots and is from a long line of long livers.
Joo often takes and enjoys long walks, forgets where he lives and has to be rescued by passing dog walkers, as he stares endlessly out onto the horizon.
Joo can be anything you want him to be, he blacks up when required and can still sing, 'Mammy, He's Making Eyes at Me', pitch perfect, while wearing BDSM leather cock cradles, ibutt plugs and crocodile clips on his nipples.
Joo likes dogs and cats and is pet friendly, especially if they are slow cooked and fried in a dill sauce.
Joo's sexual habits confer to Catholicism, Lutheranism, Protestantism and eating his own jism.
Joo accepts all forms of abuse without recourse to a solicitor or barrister.
Joo just needs to be loved.
Are there any lassies among you who may have friends with a kind heart, and are emotionally stable while enjoy being tied to a table and drugged?
Please help a wonderful man become a man. PM me and I will pass on the details to Joo.
Remember, a Joo is not just for Christmas...its for life.
Help me, help him. It's his loneliness that's the killer.
