Peaches thong song parody challenge

[Bad and Boujee]

Five likes and I produce the music video.

Credit to somebody with this idea, they know who they are

[Blandscape]

Where is Peaches?

He was a poster site for fucking you up the arse after you were banned, and you were subsequently left defenceless herein....but then again so was Joo and Flea, and nearly everyone else who never migrated with you.

Why has Peaches constrained himself within your hate factor??

Let me guess...please tell me I can at least guess?




 

[Bad and Boujee]

Where is Peaches?

He was a poster site for fucking you up the arse after you were banned, and you were subsequently left defenceless herein....but then again so was Joo and Flea, and nearly everyone else who never migrated with you.

Why has Peaches constrained himself within your hate factor??

Let me guess...please tell me I can at least guess?

Indeed.

Guess, oh lovely Blandscape before I set the record straight

[Biggie Smiles]

Where is Peaches?

He was a poster site for fucking you up the arse after you were banned, and you were subsequently left defenceless herein....but then again so was Joo and Flea, and nearly everyone else who never migrated with you.

Why has Peaches constrained himself within your hate factor??

Let me guess...please tell me I can at least guess?

lol.  Things just happen, gurl

[Blandscape]

Indeed.

Guess, oh lovely Blandscape before I set the record straight

If there was a record worth listening too or a record worth reading, you would not be here....would you?

Peaches like many you have tried to diminish over your tenure of mod, do not present a clear and present threat to the site, only a clear and present danger to you.

I think you should at least attempt to put the record straight while paraboliclly curve balling your opinion to take into consideration just how hurt you were by your banishment from your own hard work.

And let's face it, you couldn't go after Joo or Flea....so who does that leave?

I couldn't give a fuck, alas command of not very much in particular demands answers to not very much in our sedulous vernacular.