So again the continual shifting of the tide, either that, or Flea fell in the bathroom again, has this forum all of a sudden worshipping the "regs". Now, the forum is set up like the Marvel Universe. The dregs, and the spammer elites now have sides to choose. On one end we have Bonesaw trying to reincarnate what was once orgasmic. The "regs" are much like the Avengers, except the real Avengers are much cooler, smarter; and way better looking. Anyways, so here's this motley crew of "regs" made up of Bonesaw, Blandscape, Freud, and Blurt. So much like the Avengers, here's how:
Thor- Played by Bonesaw. Except no enchanted hammer. Yep yUo guessed it. Body glitter. The "body glitter" are cosmic Asgardian nanobots, when not in combat mode, can also be formed into striking displays of patterns in and around Bonesaws loose vagina and rectal area.
Black Widow- Played by Freud. Only deviation here is that Freud won't fucking throw herself off a cliff, so I can collect one of the Soul Stones. Scarlett Johanson makes Freud look like a weakling, and Freuds god-awful posts are legendary; even to the God of Beauty and Fashion like myself.
Wasp- Played by Blandscape. Another reverse entry as Wasp is portrayed by Blandscape. Whereas the real Wasp can paralyze yUo with a single sting, Blandscape can kill yUo if yUo'Re near a bowl of soup or by any kind of puddle more than 3 inches deep; after reading his posts.
Iron Man- The name is kind of a misnomer, but don't let that fool yUo. Without the fancy wording and wordsmithing suit, Blurt is nothing more than a senile, senior citizen, in a verbose suit of polyester armor; with a butterfly collar included so Blurty Stark can remember the 60's. Blurt "claims" to have been in his/her 30's in the sixties.
Reserve Members- Like any jacked up group there are "reserve members". Whether it be Biggie Smiles or The Scoundrel; doesn't matter because they're complete retards.
So there yUo have the first semi-psuedo "superhero flamer" group. Now the question begs answering, what of the rest? Well lets see.
MODOK- Played by Flea. Except Flea does not have the mental equalibrium to mentally kill people. Flea's lucky if she can read the ingredient label on a Tuna can, without having to pause every two seconds because she lost her place. What superpower Flea does have is heavy duty fucking armor. As much stupid shit as this freak posts, she'd better have some sort of defense against those that laugh at her.
Vulture- Played by King Martini. Pretty much spot on. Those that are familiar with the Vulture in Marvel Comics, know that it's some fucking old dude in a stupid costume. Sound familiar? Like the real Vulture, King Martini has a habit of wearing really idiotic and head scratching costumes. That's where the similarities end. The Vulture is Ssssssooooo much better looking than King Martini, as an added bonus the Vulture is bald being 101 years old; and doesn't have some helmet strap on his face. Plus King Martini is fat, whereas the Vulture is skinny because of his high blood pressure, chronic angina; and well he could die at any moment.
Goose the Cat- Played by Dovey. So to appease the scriptwriters in Hollywood, Dovey would have no speaking lines, otherwise the writers would strike; not wanting their hard work go to waste on some junkie-stripper whore, whose only superpower is being able to completely own herself, through her own cosmic contradictions and not being able to fucking read.
So now there are these three fuckfaces. What shall they be named?
HYDRA.
Perfect. These 3 dickheads are always talking a big fucking game. Talking about basically shit. Just like Hydra, these three idiots come running out of the gate with huge plans of world domination; only to get superplexed back to the future by none other than Oak who plays a member of the Green Lantern Corp.
Others-
Norman Osborn aka The Green Goblin- Played by Hitler Was Right. The contrasting characters, one of them was in an accident and became this monstrosity, this beast of a tard. Then there's the real Green Goblin, who was smart and rich; something Hitler Was Deaf knows nothing about. Hitler Was Retardeds only superpower is calling forth a mega-tsunami using only his tears.
Kingpin- Played by Biggie Smiles. So just like there's an African American Nick Fury, there's also a midget that rules the ghey underworld of...Pirate podcasting from a speeding car while sitting on three dictionaries, 2 JC Penny Catalogs; and one Playboy just in case Biggie needs to read the article about quantum mechanics. Biggies' superpower, being invisible. He should stay that way.
Venom- Played by Lemon. If there were such a thing as a shape-shifting creature crash landing on Earth from a different planet, well Lemons bio would have already been written. Like Venom, Lemon likes to change form. Unfortunately, Lemon's organic body has not fully developed yet. So the only things Lemon can turn itself into is, Martinis used condom still suck inside Dovey after 2 weeks; and Doveys homemade twist-tie IUD that happens to be in King Martinis anus.
RancidMilko- Played by RancidMilko. A new addition to the Marvel Universe. This gigantic failure derives his powers from overpriced conflict coffee beans jammed deeply up his Rancidvagina and the souls of underage teenage girls from America...i.e...Brents sister. Rancid like Blanka from the Capcom Universe, must live out his days in the jungles of Brazil playing with his pussy and e-stalking little girls. Rancids superpower is being able to find anyone's social media profile.
So now what? As a goddess I can only intervene if the balance is out of order, which means yUo little bitches actually have to start "flaming" if yUo want to thrive. The gods and goddesses are only here to guide yUo, we cannot make yUoR decisions for yUo nor can we take sides. Do not be fooled my dear mortals, at times it seems that the gods do favor certain individuals, yet have any of yUo seen what they endure being "blessed" by the gods? It's typical human folly to actually think that gods live day by day.
Fools.
I know all and see all.
