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Who would you save from a fire and not save...
« on: August 12, 2019, 11:33:09 PM »
I would rush in to save Lemon but I'd roast marshmallows at Lotusbug's pigsty going up (with her fat arse in it...)

Who would you save and not save?  :popcorn:
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Re: Who would you save from a fire and not save...
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2019, 11:37:19 PM »
I’d save Fashionista because there aren’t enough nice people to make up for the rest of us.

Sadly, this means I wouldn’t have time to wheel Benzo out of the blaze.
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Re: Who would you save from a fire and not save...
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2019, 01:31:39 AM »
I’d save Fashionista because there aren’t enough nice people to make up for the rest of us.

Sadly, this means I wouldn’t have time to wheel Benzo out of the blaze.
Thank you Bonesaw, that's very sweet.
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Re: Who would you save from a fire and not save...
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2019, 01:32:20 AM »
I would try to save everyone I could.
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Re: Who would you save from a fire and not save...
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2019, 02:45:41 AM »
I'd save myself and forget to call the fire brigade.

The stench of roast poster is quite a delight.

 :popcorn:
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Re: Who would you save from a fire and not save...
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2019, 05:30:02 AM »
I would rush in to save Lemon but I'd roast marshmallows at Lotusbug's pigsty going up (with her fat arse in it...)

Who would you save and not save?  :popcorn:

Well, thanks for making my job easier.  I'd leave you behind while saving everyone else.
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Re: Who would you save from a fire and not save...
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2019, 05:45:23 AM »
I once lit myself on fire accidentally.

It was out in the Canadian wilderness & I woke up one morning & lit a gas stove inside a tent because the temperature went below freezing during the night & all the water inside the tent was frozen solid.

The fire was turned up too high & went out of control.

The fire got onto my clothing & lit my hair on fire.

I had a beard but the fire singed it.

Anyways I ran out of the tent & rolled around on the ground to put the fire out.

The tent collapsed onto the flames and put them out.

It was a frightening yet exhilarating experience which I haven’t experienced since.

Luckily I had a beard cuz it prevented my face from getting burnt.

So I guess I’ve already saved myself from a fire of sorts.

Moral of the story? Don’t play with fire.
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Re: Who would you save from a fire and not save...
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2019, 05:52:32 AM »

Well, thanks for making my job easier.  I'd leave you behind while saving everyone else.

The difference being that I'd be leaving a rodent to perish and you'd be leaving a fully fledged human being..
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Re: Who would you save from a fire and not save...
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2019, 06:22:14 AM »
The difference being that I'd be leaving a rodent to perish and you'd be leaving a fully fledged human being..

It's cute that you think of yourself as human.  But you don't know any better, so I forgive you.
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Re: Who would you save from a fire and not save...
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2019, 06:29:22 AM »
It's cute that you think of yourself as human.  But you don't know any better, so I forgive you.

It's cute that you advocate for rodent based theft yet call yourself a human being...

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Re: Who would you save from a fire and not save...
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2019, 06:34:33 AM »
It's cute that you advocate for rodent based theft yet call yourself a human being...

Rodent-based theft?  I'm not sure how I am an advocate of such a thing.  I have no idea what that is.  Could you post a link to a specific post in which I advocate for it?
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Re: Who would you save from a fire and not save...
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2019, 06:44:43 AM »
Rodent-based theft?  I'm not sure how I am an advocate of such a thing.  I have no idea what that is.  Could you post a link to a specific post in which I advocate for it?

You advocate for socialism... the economic system of vermin.... or are you saying you DON'T?  :crampe:
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Re: Who would you save from a fire and not save...
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2019, 07:01:33 AM »
Rodent-based theft? 

I once lost a pet rat but I think it wandered off on It's own volition.

Not really theft but still rodent related which is more than most dumb cunts round here can manage to tack on one post of relevance to another.

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Re: Who would you save from a fire and not save...
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2019, 07:14:06 AM »
I once lost a pet rat but I think it wandered off on It's own volition.

Not really theft but still rodent related which is more than most dumb cunts round here can manage to tack on one post of relevance to another.

 :popcorn:

I am, indeed, a dumb c-.  I thought rodent-based theft was a gang of rodents with a base in some strange Eastern-European country who rob people of their meat products.
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Re: Who would you save from a fire and not save...
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2019, 07:24:01 AM »
 I would save everyone.  Lotass included.
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Re: Who would you save from a fire and not save...
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2019, 07:29:21 AM »
I would save everyone.  Lotass included.

But she would rob you at hired gunpoint later???
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Re: Who would you save from a fire and not save...
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2019, 07:31:04 AM »
But she would rob you at hired gunpoint later???

 Well.....that would be on her.

 Im only responsible for my choices, yanno?
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Re: Who would you save from a fire and not save...
« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2019, 07:35:31 AM »
Well.....that would be on her.

 Im only responsible for my choices, yanno?

But you are responsible for your family... I'm not saying we should kill leftists, but in a fire situation with only so many people you can save, I think that prioritizing non Leftists for rescue makes good moral and ethical sense.... :dontknow:
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Re: Who would you save from a fire and not save...
« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2019, 08:04:57 AM »
I lit a gas stove inside a tent...

Moral of the story? Don’t play with fire.

No.

Moral of the story is: you're a fucking moron, lighting a gas stove inside a tent. You're Darwin Award material, you beardless buffoon.

To the op: I'd save Dovey first so she could help tend to the wounded and I'd let Joe burn to a crisp... just because the universe doesn't often offer second chances.
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Re: Who would you save from a fire and not save...
« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2019, 08:10:00 AM »
But you are responsible for your family... I'm not saying we should kill leftists, but in a fire situation with only so many people you can save, I think that prioritizing non Leftists for rescue makes good moral and ethical sense.... :dontknow:

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