I once lit myself on fire accidentally.
It was out in the Canadian wilderness & I woke up one morning & lit a gas stove inside a tent because the temperature went below freezing during the night & all the water inside the tent was frozen solid.
The fire was turned up too high & went out of control.
The fire got onto my clothing & lit my hair on fire.
I had a beard but the fire singed it.
Anyways I ran out of the tent & rolled around on the ground to put the fire out.
The tent collapsed onto the flames and put them out.
It was a frightening yet exhilarating experience which I haven’t experienced since.
Luckily I had a beard cuz it prevented my face from getting burnt.
So I guess I’ve already saved myself from a fire of sorts.
Moral of the story? Don’t play with fire.