1.2 kilo Steak with scallops, slaw, beer battered chips, garlic prawns

[Captain Caveman]

And I can eat all of this cause I have a eternally never changing waist unlike board short wearing geriatric slobs from San Francisco or bulbous brown beach balls at a mole eating contest...

I shall be posting an image of it later on to remind all that I'm blessed with superior genetics...

[Rancidmilko]

Fuck, apparently I'm not the only one who can properly digest a modern man's meal


Don't try this at home, metabolism-challenged fatsos.

[Captain Caveman]

Fuck, apparently I'm not the only one who can properly digest a modern man's meal


Don't try this at home, metabolism-challenged fatsos.

We're highly evolved specimens of metabolic grandeur... we could eat our way out of stockyard full of angry cows and not gain a pound...

[Rancidmilko]

We're highly evolved specimens of metabolic grandeur... we could eat our way out of stockyard full of angry cows and not gain a pound...

INORITE? I spent my night with a gallon of beer, 1 lb sirloin, 1/4 lb. provolone and 1/2 lb cheese puffs.


But I'm already thinking about tomorrow's lunch 

[Flynn]

And I can eat all of this cause I have a eternally never changing waist unlike board short wearing geriatric slobs from San Francisco or bulbous brown beach balls at a mole eating contest...

I shall be posting an image of it later on to remind all that I'm blessed with superior genetics...

Sad attempt @ Moronic Troll.

#Knockitofffreud.
#YuOsuck.
#Tryagain.
#Pleasedie.

[Captain Caveman]

"You are ignoring this user"

 

[LotusBud]

Here's a gentle reminder: you can be thin and still have heart issues, diabetes, cancer, and strokes, among many other health issues. 

[BEnzo]

INORITE? I spent my night with a gallon of beer, 1 lb sirloin, 1/4 lb. provolone and 1/2 lb cheese puffs.


But I'm already thinking about tomorrow's lunch 

Quarter pound of provolone? Fuck, he'll need a gallon of coffee to move that shit through.

I bet Rancy eats the 'sharp' provolone, too. Dulls out his big schnoz for what his wife makes him do later. That's why he drinks a gallon of beer Saturday nights. One day he's gonna lose a finger in a drunken hedge trimmer accident. Or he's gonna get lost in the jungle, and I'm not talking a rainforest either, feel?

[Captain Caveman]

Here's a gentle reminder: you can be thin and still have heart issues, diabetes, cancer, and strokes, among many other health issues.

Said shade throwing fatties everywhere...

[Joe]

And I can eat all of this cause I have a eternally never changing waist unlike board short wearing geriatric slobs from San Francisco or bulbous brown beach balls at a mole eating contest...

I shall be posting an image of it later on to remind all that I'm blessed with superior genetics...

so where's the pic?

not true unless u post one.

[Captain Caveman]

so where's the pic?

not true unless u post one.

I opted instead for the 400 gram rump steak, so I could fit in 24 oysters, seasonal vegetables with balsamic glaze, tiger prawns and seared scallops in cream sauce, a salad, beer battered chips, and garlic bread...

[Joe]

I opted instead for the 400 gram rump steak, so I could fit in 24 oysters, seasonal vegetables with balsamic glaze, tiger prawns and seared scallops in cream sauce, a salad, beer battered chips, and garlic bread...

didnt so no pic yet.

so your claims thus far cant be taken seriously.

[LotusBud]

Said shade throwing fatties everywhere...

And non-fatties with thin parents and other relatives who had strokes, diabetes, and heart disease.

[Captain Caveman]

didnt so no pic yet.

so your claims thus far cant be taken seriously.

400 gram steak can't be taken on the merits of claim? It's only a third of the steak allotment I was aiming for... would you feel appeased if I stated 250gram steak...only a morsel!

The main reason I didn't go with the 1.2 kilo steak was that it was highly overpriced for the cut... not Wagyu....very little marbling....maybe a 3-4 out of 10... and they were charging 40% more for the brag factor (cut/weight vs quality)...

I've heard that you drive cabs or something for a living, so I expect you'd pay out from your meagre earnings whatever it took to secure bragging rights on a steak but not me.... I expect quality AND quantity or that business doesn't get mine... in this case, I had organized a get together and didn't have the option of tools down... however, I could scan the menu and effortlessly work where value for money and my taste buds and appetite saw ribeye to ribeye, or in that case a medium rare rump and 2 dozen Tassie oysters for a quarter of the price...


...I still walked away stuffed...

...but I'll be finding a better steakhouse the next go-round...

And non-fatties with thin parents and other relatives who had strokes, diabetes, and heart disease.

You're fat as.... don't try to deceive...