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The Queen Bee

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My future husband
« on: August 25, 2019, 04:03:17 PM »
Yes, he’s a cokehead but who cares


Tall guys tend to have huge dicks


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Re: My future husband
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2019, 04:08:57 PM »
Shen Li is my future new wife...

Pint sized little bubble butt who swears like a pirate...  :borat:
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Re: My future husband
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2019, 04:28:33 PM »
Quote from: Madcow Klitzgasm on August 25, 2019, 04:08:57 PM
Shen Li is my future new wife...

Pint sized little bubble butt who swears like a pirate...  :borat:

You didn’t think the picture of the chick grilling was her, right?  Just checking.
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Re: My future husband
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2019, 04:31:03 PM »
Quote from: Bonesaw on August 25, 2019, 04:28:33 PM
You didn’t think the picture of the chick grilling was her, right?  Just checking.

I've got my sources on other forums for valid imagery of Shen...
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Re: My future husband
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2019, 04:33:58 PM »
Quote from: Madcow Klitzgasm on August 25, 2019, 04:31:03 PM
I've got my sources on other forums for valid imagery of Shen...

Better check with her on this. Don’t think she likes tobacco users.
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Re: My future husband
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2019, 04:35:57 PM »
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Re: My future husband
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2019, 04:36:53 PM »
Quote from: No Okie on August 25, 2019, 04:33:58 PM
Better check with her on this. Don’t think she likes tobacco users.

I'll vape then...

You've got no chance with her though, you geriatric cock smoker...
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Re: My future husband
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2019, 04:47:20 PM »
I have invested so much money into food for my fat wife - then her clothes got too small. When Walmart didn't have her size, I covered her up with a red flag.

I'm still   with her until she sits on the business end of  our new Seesaw.

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Re: My future husband
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2019, 04:49:34 PM »
Quote from: Madcow Klitzgasm on August 25, 2019, 04:36:53 PM
I'll vape then...

You've got no chance with her though, you geriatric cock smoker...

Not into labyboys. DD
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Re: My future husband
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2019, 04:51:07 PM »
Quote from: No Okie
Not into labyboys. DD

Labyboys?  :dontknow:

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Re: My future husband
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2019, 05:01:12 PM »


I’m not positive DD, but I’d think Shen would think anyone that smokes 8 Lucky Strikes at once with both feet is challenged.
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Re: My future husband
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2019, 05:06:46 PM »
Are those size 11 labyboys?
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Re: My future husband
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2019, 05:10:14 PM »
Quote from: Madcow Klitzgasm on August 25, 2019, 05:06:46 PM
Are those size 11 labyboys?

They’re your feet dumb ass. Large for a lady, I’d say.
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Re: My future husband
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2019, 05:14:46 PM »
Quote from: No Okie on August 25, 2019, 05:10:14 PM
They’re your feet dumb ass. Large for a lady, I’d say.

They're not Labies?  :dontknow:
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Re: My future husband
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2019, 05:25:18 PM »
Quote from: H.C.Trouble on August 25, 2019, 04:47:20 PM
I have invested so much money into food for my fat wife - then her clothes got too small. When Walmart didn't have her size, I covered her up with a red flag.

I'm still   with her until she sits on the business end of  our new Seesaw.


I’ve already lost 10 pounds in three weeks. Best part of my little weight gain is that my ass got bigger


Give me six months to firm everything up and I’ll be one MULF
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Re: My future husband
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2019, 05:26:13 PM »
Oh lort! :crampe:
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The Queen Bee

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Re: My future husband
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2019, 05:28:23 PM »
Quote from: ArabPrinCess on August 25, 2019, 05:26:13 PM
Oh lort! :crampe:


Too bad you’ll never look as good as me
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Re: My future husband
« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2019, 05:30:16 PM »
Quote from: The Queen Bee on August 25, 2019, 05:28:23 PM

Too bad you’ll never look as good as me

Yeah ok I’m crushed :crampe:
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Re: My future husband
« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2019, 01:49:19 AM »
Flean, ten pounds in two weeks is too much.

Who wants to be a papier mâché effigy on Día de Muertos?
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Re: My future husband
« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2019, 10:03:49 AM »
Quote from: Blurt on August 26, 2019, 01:49:19 AM
Flean, ten pounds in two weeks is too much.

Who wants to be a papier mâché effigy on Día de Muertos?

It’s apparently being shifted to other areas...you like big butts and cannot lie. 
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