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on: August 25, 2019, 10:37:24 PM


BEnzover:



You depraved little shit weasel!
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Reply #1 on: August 25, 2019, 11:30:45 PM
Not pictured: BEnzo's enormous biceps.
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Reply #2 on: August 25, 2019, 11:42:45 PM


"And if Dobby does it wrong, dobby will toss himself off the top most tower"

"Socks are Dobby's favourite favourite, sir"
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Reply #3 on: August 26, 2019, 08:01:41 AM


BEnzover:



You depraved little shit weasel!

Fake news.

FYI the woods are too buggy this time of year.

When the frost is on the pumpkin, that's the time for dickie dunkin,
In the forests.
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Reply #4 on: August 26, 2019, 10:29:51 PM
Fake news.

FYI the woods are too buggy this time of year.

When the frost is on the pumpkin, that's the time for dickie dunkin,
In the forests.


Stop babbling and I'll consider giving you a sock to toss into, Dobby...
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Reply #5 on: August 26, 2019, 10:58:39 PM

Stop babbling and I'll consider giving you a sock to toss into, Dobby...

^^So says the biggest diva here.
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Reply #6 on: August 27, 2019, 05:39:59 PM
Freudy Potter give Dobby a sock?
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Reply #7 on: August 27, 2019, 05:45:03 PM
^^So says the biggest diva here.

I actually think of him as a diva.
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Reply #8 on: August 27, 2019, 11:21:55 PM
I actually think of him as a diva.

He is. He wears leggings, a gay version of military 'Jump Boots', has a designer spork, pitches tents in his roomies living room, not to mention playing tent with his roomie on that crusty couch. The guy is like a poor mans Liberace minus any talent.
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Reply #9 on: August 28, 2019, 10:46:57 AM
He is. He wears leggings, a gay version of military 'Jump Boots', has a designer spork, pitches tents in his roomies living room, not to mention playing tent with his roomie on that crusty couch. The guy is like a poor mans Liberace minus any talent.

 :crampe:

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3. I have half a dozen designer sporks. Carrying a full set of stainless steel eating utensils adds to my GVM, and I'd rather put that weight in my oversized fuel and water tanks.

4. I have never pitched a tent inside of house but I may do if the power goes out like they're projecting this summer in my State of Victoria and the little one needs to cool down from the 110-120F heat:



4. My roomie is the mother of my child, and we regularly root everywhere in the house... couches included... She likes my emergency preparedness, thermal leggings, work boots, investment in tech to make the hiccups more bearable, but above all... she loves my sense of fashionable lounge furniture...

What have you got, Dobby? A 70's avocado green lounge with 5000 shart stains interspersed with geriatric dribble, (cock and mouth)?

Listen, old man...

(That's the sound of your life dribbling out in your colostomy bag)...  :laughinatu:
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Reply #10 on: August 28, 2019, 11:13:06 AM
:crampe:

I was laughing my ass off at you too when I wrote that! Lol
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