Do any of you dudes..

[The Queen Bee]

Pee sitting down ? Just curious

[Blurt]

Yes.

Peeing standing up is tough when you're tottering in 4" heels and trying to hold your skirt hitched up above your waist.

[Captain Caveman]

If I have explosive shits, sure? 

[lokmar]

Only if Ima spank it after. 

But seriously, if its morning piss wood, sitting down is about the only way to relax enough to get a urine stream going. You women will never know the pain and quandary associated with raging wood piss boner. Its awful! You'd think, just bang the old lady and viola! Wood goes away after you get your rocks off.....but its getting your rocks off with a bursting bladder thats the challenge!

[No Okie]

Only if Ima spank it after. 

But seriously, if its morning piss wood, sitting down is about the only way to relax enough to get a urine stream going. You women will never know the pain and quandary associated with raging wood piss boner. Its awful! You'd think, just bang the old lady and viola! Wood goes away after you get your rocks off.....but its getting your rocks off with a bursting bladder thats the challenge!

And all this time, I thought you lifted your left leg.

[Bonesaw]

What?  No.

[lokmar]

And all this time, I thought you lifted your left leg.

I probably would to piss on your head.

[The Queen Bee]

What?  No.

I’m dying at these replies 

[Oliver Clotheshoffe]

Never. If you piss while sitting it goes between the seat and the bowl and you end up pissing all over the floor.

[Blurt]

Only if you have a short dick, though.

Last time that happened to me I was 3.

[Oliver Clotheshoffe]

Only if you have a short dick, though.

Last time that happened to me I was 3.

Maybe you should have waited a few more years before getting your sex change operation.

[Bad and Boujee]

I shit standing up so....

[Dovey]

I shit standing up so....

 He does.

 Ive seen it 

[Moonpie]

He does.

 Ive seen it 

That can’t be healthy, gross.  Why would you see that?

[Bad and Boujee]

That can’t be healthy, gross.  Why would you see that?

You know, Dovey don't like this personal shit on the boards...

 But.....

I was taking a shower when Dovey came into the bathroom looking for a diaper for the baby. I was toweling off and she was complaining about poop being everywhere.

So I said "honey, look at this" and shat all over the bathroom floor doing a double bicep.

She's in counseling, it's ok

[Moonpie]

You know, Dovey don't like this personal shit on the boards...

 But.....

I was taking a shower when Dovey came into the bathroom looking for a diaper for the baby. I was toweling off and she was complaining about poop being everywhere.

So I said "honey, look at this" and shat all over the bathroom floor doing a double bicep.

She's in counseling, it's ok

Why why

[Lemon]

Only if Ima spank it after. 

But seriously, if its morning piss wood, sitting down is about the only way to relax enough to get a urine stream going. You women will never know the pain and quandary associated with raging wood piss boner. Its awful! You'd think, just bang the old lady and viola! Wood goes away after you get your rocks off.....but its getting your rocks off with a bursting bladder thats the challenge!

The thought of some woman engaged in Lokmar coitus is really sickening on the mind’s screen.  Oh, my sensibilities...

[lokmar]

The thought of some woman engaged in Lokmar coitus is really sickening on the mind’s screen.  Oh, my sensibilities...

A pic of you naked with your gnarly sleestak feet sticking out would probably help me piss real easy in the morning. Market that pic as "WoodBGone!"

[The Scoundrel]

There are a couple of reasons to piss sat down including 'Morning Wood' (........and when I awoke, it was engorged, that's morning wood......) Yoko soon put the dampers on that eh?

But absolutely posisqueezely you have 0 chance of pissing whilst stood when that first 'E'ccy hits you on your way up. Fuck. If you can even stand up you're just gonna dance and wash the walls.

Best to sit like a bitch, close your eyes and concentrate like fuck.