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Getting married....
« on: August 28, 2019, 05:58:12 PM »
....is like endureing a natural disaster without any insurance.

 Never again!
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Re: Getting married....
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2019, 06:02:25 PM »

My dear departed grandfather told me "Church is good for two things, getting married and getting buried and there ain't much difference between the two".
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Re: Getting married....
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2019, 06:03:58 PM »
You fucking scared me right now



Damn you :crampe:
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Re: Getting married....
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2019, 06:06:02 PM »
Marriage can be good, but a lot of concessions have to be made and you can't have too many second thoughts.
My daughter is all the reason I need when I feel a little in doubt and in general, I think my life is better being married.
The way I see it, it would be a lot harder to navigate thru all the gold diggers, whores and wackos out there these days.
A friend of mine is stuck paying child support. He used condoms all the time and yet, she became pregnant.
And guess what? She wants nothing to do with him a year later, except for the 3k she's pocketing in child support now. He's an engineer and he's enduring the cow taking 1/4 of his money every month.
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Re: Getting married....
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2019, 06:06:53 PM »
You fucking scared me right now



Damn you :crampe:

 Noooooooo.  :crampe: :crampe:

 This again  :biglaugha:

 
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Re: Getting married....
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2019, 06:10:36 PM »
Marriage can be good, but a lot of concessions have to be made and you can't have too many second thoughts.
My daughter is all the reason I need when I feel a little in doubt and in general, I think my life is better being married.
The way I see it, it would be a lot harder to navigate thru all the gold diggers, whores and wackos out there these days.
A friend of mine is stuck paying child support. He used condoms all the time and yet, she became pregnant.
And guess what? She wants nothing to do with him a year later, except for the 3k she's pocketing in child support now. He's an engineer and he's enduring the cow taking 1/4 of his money every month.

 I aint about to feel bad for a man today  :biglaugha:
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Re: Getting married....
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2019, 06:14:41 PM »
I aint about to feel bad for a man today  :biglaugha:
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Re: Getting married....
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2019, 06:18:17 PM »
I aint about to feel bad for a man today  :biglaugha:

He has a child and has to share 25% of his income on supporting her?

Boo hoo, what a motherfucker.
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Re: Getting married....
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2019, 06:20:30 PM »
Marriage can be good, but a lot of concessions have to be made and you can't have too many second thoughts.
My daughter is all the reason I need when I feel a little in doubt and in general, I think my life is better being married.
The way I see it, it would be a lot harder to navigate thru all the gold diggers, whores and wackos out there these days.
A friend of mine is stuck paying child support. He used condoms all the time and yet, she became pregnant.
And guess what? She wants nothing to do with him a year later, except for the 3k she's pocketing in child support now. He's an engineer and he's enduring the cow taking 1/4 of his money every month.


She secured the bag
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Re: Getting married....
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2019, 06:21:59 PM »
He has a child and has to share 25% of his income on supporting her?

Boo hoo, what a motherfucker.

 Exactly.

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Re: Getting married....
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2019, 06:23:01 PM »
Exactly.

His own child is a burden.  Jesus F Christ...
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Re: Getting married....
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2019, 06:23:50 PM »
:stirring:

 Because i was dumb enough to get married, i legit almost ended up living in my van today.

 The kids grabbed their instruments.....we were gonna rock this shit. I went through every stage of grief 50 times and decided im gonna embrace it.

 Sit out abortion clinics whittling unborn babies while the girls play ukelele.  Public breastfeeding. All of it. It was gonna be awesome.
 

 I cannot even put words to what i went through today.  :biglaugha:
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Re: Getting married....
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2019, 06:24:14 PM »
His own child is a burden.  Jesus F Christ...

 Thats the fruit of the culture of death, yanno.
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Re: Getting married....
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2019, 06:30:52 PM »
Thats the fruit of the culture of death, yanno.

 I did not mean for this thread to turn into another abortion debate thread.
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Re: Getting married....
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2019, 06:40:52 PM »
I did not mean for this thread to turn into another abortion debate thread.

 When i say culture of death, its not just about abortion.
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Re: Getting married....
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2019, 06:58:50 PM »
When i say culture of death, its not just about abortion.


Well, any of it, all of it, some of it, whichever you choose. 
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Re: Getting married....
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2019, 07:25:18 PM »
Because i was dumb enough to get married, i legit almost ended up living in my van today.

 The kids grabbed their instruments.....we were gonna rock this shit. I went through every stage of grief 50 times and decided im gonna embrace it.

 Sit out abortion clinics whittling unborn babies while the girls play ukelele.  Public breastfeeding. All of it. It was gonna be awesome.
 

 I cannot even put words to what i went through today.  :biglaugha:

I'm not exactly sure what you're going through -- your post is more than a little cryptic -- and I am sorry if it's been or is being rough on you.

But "whittling unborn babies while the girls play ukelele" has got to be the funniest thing I have seen on any forum, anywhere, anytime.  LMMFAO.  I mean, what the actual fuck??  Are you carving fetuses?  Please say it ain't so!
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Re: Getting married....
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2019, 07:28:12 PM »
He has a child and has to share 25% of his income on supporting her?

Boo hoo, what a motherfucker.
He has a child that he didn't plan for, didn't want, with a fucking whore who probably poked the condoms with a needle to get an income source.
BTW, she's a fucked up parent and her own family is fighting to remove the kid from her.

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Re: Getting married....
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2019, 07:30:07 PM »

She secured the bag
The law in Brazil states that men who don't pay for child support go to jail.
If the father can't pay, then his parents have to, or they go to jail too.
Needless to say, there has been a huge string of men killing women and kids here after these laws were passed.
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Re: Getting married....
« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2019, 07:31:17 PM »
....is like endureing a natural disaster without any insurance.

 Never again!
Um Dove love you have said this before.  We will keep you accountable  :blowkiss:
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