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My toenails need do be varnished off or recoated...
« on: August 31, 2019, 07:48:29 AM »
What is it with these 7 year old workers... their all "daddy, I MUST" and "see??? So pretty" then they leave you a week later with very unglamorous digits and no easy option to get your man toes back... :dontknow:
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Re: My toenails need do be varnished off or recoated...
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2019, 10:01:53 AM »
That’s why there are nail shops.
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Re: My toenails need do be varnished off or recoated...
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2019, 10:08:07 AM »
I'm not prepared to surrender my man card so easily...  >:(
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Re: My toenails need do be varnished off or recoated...
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2019, 10:15:57 AM »
Quick question DD. Do you have nicotine stains between your toes Too?
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Re: My toenails need do be varnished off or recoated...
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2019, 10:22:34 AM »
^^^ who is he asking?  :dontknow:
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Re: My toenails need do be varnished off or recoated...
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2019, 10:52:13 AM »
I need to go get mine done today, along with the eyebrows.
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Re: My toenails need do be varnished off or recoated...
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2019, 11:04:58 AM »
Quote from: The Queen Bee on August 31, 2019, 10:52:13 AM
I need to go get mine done today, along with the eyebrows.

I need to get the polish off me but the girls are asleep...  :dontknow:
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Re: My toenails need do be varnished off or recoated...
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2019, 11:06:33 AM »
Quote from: Madcow Klitzgasm on August 31, 2019, 11:04:58 AM
I need to get the polish off me but the girls are asleep...  :dontknow:


You don’t know how to do it yourself ?  :crampe:
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Re: My toenails need do be varnished off or recoated...
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2019, 11:09:30 AM »
Quote from: The Queen Bee on August 31, 2019, 11:06:33 AM

You don’t know how to do it yourself ?  :crampe:

Why would I? Not my thing but I have a physical tomorrow...
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Re: My toenails need do be varnished off or recoated...
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2019, 11:27:55 AM »
Quote from: The Queen Bee on August 31, 2019, 10:52:13 AM
I need to go get mine done today, along with the eyebrows.

You polish your eyebrows?

What do they call that, a monocure?
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Re: My toenails need do be varnished off or recoated...
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2019, 11:34:34 AM »
Quote from: Blurt on August 31, 2019, 11:27:55 AM
You polish your eyebrows?

What do they call that, a monocure?


I need to get my eyebrows done
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Re: My toenails need do be varnished off or recoated...
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2019, 11:38:28 AM »
Thread?
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Re: My toenails need do be varnished off or recoated...
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2019, 11:40:06 AM »
Quote from: Madcow Klitzgasm on August 31, 2019, 10:08:07 AM
I'm not prepared to surrender my man card so easily...  >:(

Then pruning shears and a bottle of JD are the way to go.
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Re: My toenails need do be varnished off or recoated...
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2019, 11:43:29 AM »
Quote from: Blurt on August 31, 2019, 11:40:06 AM
Then pruning shears and a bottle of JD are the way to go.


Petrol and nose hair clippers are all I got...   :dontknow:
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Re: My toenails need do be varnished off or recoated...
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2019, 12:02:23 PM »
Then clip your nose hairs and then drive to the nearest nail salon.

You'll be giving up your man card but getting your man toes back.
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Re: My toenails need do be varnished off or recoated...
« Reply #15 on: August 31, 2019, 12:09:21 PM »
Quote from: Madcow Klitzgasm on August 31, 2019, 07:48:29 AM
What is it with these 7 year old workers... their all "daddy, I MUST" and "see??? So pretty" then they leave you a week later with very unglamorous digits and no easy option to get your man toes back... :dontknow:

Jesus.  I thought you went into one of the many nail shops that are staffed by slaves, and they were little girls calling you "Daddy."
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Re: My toenails need do be varnished off or recoated...
« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2019, 12:15:00 PM »
Quote from: LotusBud on August 31, 2019, 12:09:21 PM
Jesus.  I thought you went into one of the many nail shops that are staffed by slaves, and they were little girls calling you "Daddy."

 Come on LB. DD spends $20. $30. Per day to kill herself. She does it herself for obvious reasons
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Re: My toenails need do be varnished off or recoated...
« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2019, 11:38:18 PM »
 I let my three year old paint mine yesterday.

 Some of it even got on my toe nails  :biglaugha:
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Re: My toenails need do be varnished off or recoated...
« Reply #18 on: September 01, 2019, 12:02:52 AM »
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Re: My toenails need do be varnished off or recoated...
« Reply #19 on: September 01, 2019, 03:33:46 AM »
Quote from: Dovey on August 31, 2019, 11:38:18 PM
I let my three year old paint mine yesterday.

 Some of it even got on my toe nails  :biglaugha:

 :biglaugha:



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