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Questions for Peaches
« on: September 03, 2019, 03:31:00 PM »
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Re: Questions for Peaches
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2019, 03:57:46 PM »
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Re: Questions for Peaches
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2019, 04:18:49 PM »
My God  :crampe:   :crampe: 

Ever had his cat knead his face and fall in; his hand is so repulsed it wishes it could fall off too; fisting his face; mental state deteriorated along with his nose...

That was pure evil  :crampe:
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Re: Questions for Peaches
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2019, 04:34:23 PM »
The part about running into a department store with a vacuum hose stuffed into his face had me in stitches

The cat falling into his face reminds me of the time i asked him if he was in danger  of drowning  if he looked up in the shower

He lost his mind when i posted that
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Re: Questions for Peaches
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2019, 06:00:52 PM »


If you'd mentioned it was another one of those interminable podcast thingies, I wouldn't even have opened the thread.  You have questions, send a message or ask me textually at a forum I actively post at.  That doesn't include SG.

How come you ran from the post about Martini the Welsher at BC with the quickness, friend? 

I won't ask why it is that you still have the attention span of a gnat and can't remember any information more than five minutes old, unless it's from several years ago.  Do you snort Adderal like our president, or is it really a meth thing?
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Re: Questions for Peaches
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2019, 06:04:54 PM »
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Re: Questions for Peaches
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2019, 06:06:38 PM »
What a bunch of losers.
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Re: Questions for Peaches
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2019, 06:10:34 PM »
C’mon. Peaches is not a loser. Thats a really mean thing to say
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Re: Questions for Peaches
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2019, 06:13:44 PM »
C’mon. Peaches is not a loser. Thats a really mean thing to say

You know very well that I'm not talking about Peaches.
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Re: Questions for Peaches
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2019, 06:16:37 PM »
You know very well that I'm not talking about Peaches.
he’s on this thread
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Re: Questions for Peaches
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2019, 06:19:13 PM »
What a bunch of losers.


What did your family do to you now?
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Re: Questions for Peaches
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2019, 06:22:36 PM »
he’s on this thread

I don't care.  I'm not referring to him. 
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Re: Questions for Peaches
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2019, 06:23:04 PM »

What did your family do to you now?

What the fuck are you talking about whackjob?
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Re: Questions for Peaches
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2019, 06:24:47 PM »

Hey Peaches, this girl at my company is looking for a place to live. You interested in sub-leasing that space in Martini's head you're living in rent-free?
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Re: Questions for Peaches
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2019, 06:31:30 PM »
If you'd mentioned it was another one of those interminable podcast thingies, I wouldn't even have opened the thread.  You have questions, send a message or ask me textually at a forum I actively post at.  That doesn't include SG.

How come you ran from the post about Martini the Welsher at BC with the quickness, friend? 

I won't ask why it is that you still have the attention span of a gnat and can't remember any information more than five minutes old, unless it's from several years ago.  Do you snort Adderal like our president, or is it really a meth thing?

Glad your back here, friend.

I made a podcast about it.

Here's some more questions for you, tho;

Have you seen a recent picture of Artie Lang and said to yourself "that's a waste of a perfectly good nose?"

When you go camping, do ppl accidentally confuse your face with a firepit and jam twigs and old leaves into your void?

When you shoot out a snot rocket, do you call it a warhead? And do the ppl around you take cover?

Wait.....Peaches....how many nostrils am I holding up?

When your at a fair, do you stay away from the "hit the bullseye, win a prize" game?

I have more, you know
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Re: Questions for Peaches
« Reply #15 on: September 03, 2019, 06:34:21 PM »
C’mon. Peaches is not a loser. Thats a really mean thing to say

Just the center of his face lost something.

Quick, Peaches, you better head to the BG lost and found!!!

This mother fucker sneezes and he can't open his iPhone for 15 minutes...
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Re: Questions for Peaches
« Reply #16 on: September 03, 2019, 07:01:24 PM »
Hey Peaches, this girl at my company is looking for a place to live. You interested in sub-leasing that space in Martini's head you're living in rent-free?

Maybe.  Does she look anything like Natalie Portman?
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Re: Questions for Peaches
« Reply #17 on: September 03, 2019, 07:58:27 PM »
Maybe.  Does she look anything like Natalie Portman?

There you are!  WTF, dude!  I came out of retirement, in part, because you were poasting here -- then you run off within a short span like a bitch having a hissy bitch fit AGAIN and I ain't got time to flit around to all these microboards that spring up like mushrooms after a rainstorm.

Maybe when I retire for real I can spend all day and all night jumping from this board to that to that one over there -- oh wait!  I'm a tax producer.  I have to keep working until I drop so you tax consumers can enjoy your golden pensions.

nevermind ....
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Re: Questions for Peaches
« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2019, 08:05:31 PM »
There you are!  WTF, dude!  I came out of retirement, in part, because you were poasting here -- then you run off within a short span like a bitch having a hissy bitch fit AGAIN and I ain't got time to flit around to all these microboards that spring up like mushrooms after a rainstorm.

Maybe when I retire for real I can spend all day and all night jumping from this board to that to that one over there -- oh wait!  I'm a tax producer.  I have to keep working until I drop so you tax consumers can enjoy your golden pensions.

nevermind ....
you’re pretty cool.  You dont call him a monster

Is that because you’re not as much of an asshole as i am?
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Re: Questions for Peaches
« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2019, 08:06:14 PM »
you’re pretty cool.  You dont call him a monster

Is that because you’re not as much of an asshole as i am?

Yes.  Was there ever a question?   :biglaugha:
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