So what is the probability of Flynn having a twig and berries in the seat before the monitor?
... or should I say 'improbability?'
It's the interwurb so the default is 50/50.
It used to be weighted more heavily toward dudeness back when the internet was predominately occupied by menfolk but thanks in large part to the explosion in mobile devices there are way more real gals around now.
Factor in the venue and "her" extensive use of the crudest expletives and 50/50 is reasonable, perhaps even generous.