Author Topic: I ran Lemon off of here.  (Read 832 times)

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I ran Lemon off of here.
« on: September 08, 2019, 01:23:49 PM »
Lemon is on a sojourn to all the planets in the Alpha Centari Tard universe.
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Re: I ran Lemon off of here.
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2019, 01:26:43 PM »
Lemon is on a sojourn to all the planets in the Alpha Centari Tard universe.

I understand that men will soon visit the outer and inner rings of Uranus.
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Re: I ran Lemon off of here.
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2019, 01:34:11 PM »
I understand that men will soon visit the outer and inner rings of Uranus.

Perhaps, Mama Tard.
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Re: I ran Lemon off of here.
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2019, 01:35:35 PM »
Perhaps, Mama Tard.

So you admit the ghey now?  Who turned you?  Lokmar?   :biggrin:
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Re: I ran Lemon off of here.
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2019, 01:42:58 PM »
Flynner ran.
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Re: I ran Lemon off of here.
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2019, 06:54:12 PM »
So you admit the ghey now?  Who turned you?  Lokmar?   :biggrin:

If I'm a woman and I let a male penetrate my "anus", does that make me "ghey?"

Fucking idiot.
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Re: I ran Lemon off of here.
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2019, 06:55:40 PM »
Flynner ran.

Really? How's your dog holding up? You got any peanut butter in the house?
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Re: I ran Lemon off of here.
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2019, 06:55:45 PM »
If I'm a woman and I let a male penetrate my "anus", does that make me "ghey?"

Fucking idiot.

You’re not a woman.
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Re: I ran Lemon off of here.
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2019, 06:56:26 PM »
You’re not a woman.

And you're not human.
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Re: I ran Lemon off of here.
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2019, 07:01:57 PM »
And you're not human.

^^^ How To Flame  :biggrin:
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Re: I ran Lemon off of here.
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2019, 07:05:35 PM »
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Re: I ran Lemon off of here.
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2019, 07:08:38 PM »
Deep down inside, everyone on this forum is a woman.

Flynn is just man enough to admit this.
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Re: I ran Lemon off of here.
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2019, 07:11:25 PM »
Deep down inside, everyone on this forum is a woman.

Flynn is just man enough to admit this.

I actually think everyone is Elvis deep down.   :elvis:
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Re: I ran Lemon off of here.
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2019, 08:29:27 PM »
I actually think everyone is Elvis deep down.   :elvis:

That's too depressing to contemplate seriously.
My inner Zaphod Beeblebrox says: "Belgium! That's highly improbable."
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Re: I ran Lemon off of here.
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2019, 08:36:45 PM »
That's too depressing to contemplate seriously.
My inner Zaphod Beeblebrox says: "Belgium! That's highly improbable."

So what is the probability of Flynn having a twig and berries in the seat before the monitor?

 ... or should I say 'improbability?'
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Re: I ran Lemon off of here.
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2019, 08:53:19 PM »
Deep down inside, everyone on this forum is a woman.

Flynn is just man enough to admit this.
Let's keep the gender-bending at a minimum, please

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Re: I ran Lemon off of here.
« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2019, 08:55:00 PM »
So what is the probability of Flynn having a twig and berries in the seat before the monitor?

 ... or should I say 'improbability?'

It's the interwurb so the default is 50/50.
It used to be weighted more heavily toward dudeness back when the internet was predominately occupied by menfolk but thanks in large part to the explosion in mobile devices there are way more real gals around now.

Factor in the venue and "her" extensive use of the crudest expletives and 50/50 is reasonable, perhaps even generous.
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Re: I ran Lemon off of here.
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2019, 10:00:06 PM »
Let's keep the gender-bending at a minimum, please
Blurt makes Rancy uncomfortable. Lol
I bet Rancy stayed at the YMCA when he lived in Newark.
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Re: I ran Lemon off of here.
« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2019, 10:10:43 PM »
Blurt makes Rancy uncomfortable. Lol
I bet Rancy stayed at the YMCA when he lived in Newark.

I think that Rancid likes cowboy hats and chaps.
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Re: I ran Lemon off of here.
« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2019, 10:12:12 PM »
I think that Rancid likes cowboy hats and chaps.
Rancid has to wear spanks.
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