Ladies, does a nose really matter?

[Bad and Boujee]

Now in this day and age of acceptance, society has become alot more, shall I say, forgiving to things that back in the day would have been looked down upon.

Ladies, I have a ques, does a nose really matter?

Would you date a man without a nose, even if he used it as barter to serve his country?

Would you look at a man trying on sunglasses at Walmart and getting frustrated because they just seem to keep falling down to his chin and say "good lord, that's my man"?

If in the throes of passion, would you toss his nose holes salad?

I say this as an honest man

[Rennel_Feldswipe]

If in the throes of passion, would you toss his nose holes salad?

Now there's an image I didn't need in my head. 

[Biggie Smiles]

Now there's an image I didn't need in my head.

after 5 years of nonstop harassment at valhalla im sure I put it there before 

[Rennel_Feldswipe]

after 5 years of nonstop harassment at valhalla im sure I put it there before 

That and many even worse. 

... it was Valhalla.  Everyone entered at their own risk.

[Bad and Boujee]

That and many even worse. 

... it was Valhalla.  Everyone entered at their own risk.

Which is what this place is gon be like I short order

[Biggie Smiles]

That and many even worse. 

... it was Valhalla.  Everyone entered at their own risk.

What would you say is the worst thing I've ever said to him?


out of a pool of what... 20 million entries? 

[Rennel_Feldswipe]

What would you say is the worst thing I've ever said to him?


out of a pool of what... 20 million entries? 

Dude!  I wouldn't even know where to begin.  I'll admit that even I cringed sometimes at the relentless barrage of abuse you hurled at poor old Spoonie.
 

[Dovey]

 Gotta have a buffer to bump your clit on when you are riding someones face.

 Otherwise you could end up humping eyeballs and that cannot be safe.

 You really take consideration for stuff like this when you are dating. Especailly when you aint trying to get "wifed" or any other type of disease.

[Biggie Smiles]

Gotta have a buffer to bump your clit on when you are riding someones face.

 Otherwise you could end up humping eyeballs and that cannot be safe.

 You really take consideration for stuff like this when you are dating. Especailly when you aint trying to get "wifed" or any other type of disease.

And if his fake nose that happens to look like a little space shuttle falls off face into his soup would you be horrified or would you think it's really cool that it floats around like a little Kayak? 

[Dovey]

And if his fake nose that happens to look like a little space shuttle falls off face into his soup would you be horrified or would you think it's really cool that it floats around like a little Kayak?

 A fake nose couldnt handle this.

 Id have to pass.

 But if i was taken by suprise, id probably jump out the window buck nakey.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

A fake nose couldnt handle this.

 Id have to pass.

 But if i was taken by suprise, id probably jump out the window buck nakey.

You know what would be really cool? If his fake nose came with a set of rocket engines and a strap on around his head. Then, with just a press of a button he could blast off out of tight squeezes and tough situations.

He could be a superhero even. The Nobel Nostril or something like that.

[Biggie Smiles]

His wife is going straight to heaven when she dies tho. Seriously.

Cause I don't think I could stand in the stand in the same room with something as completely horrifying as that and she gets into a bed with him.

I would have divorced his ass citing irreconcilable ugliness long ago.

I fucking swear. 

[Oak]

 

[Biggie Smiles]

hi Oak. 

[Oak]

hi Oak. 

Hi Smallie!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Hi Smallie!

 

[The Scoundrel]

You have to wonder why Poof is asking this question.

Did Dovey shove some DDT laced coke up his nose when he was dry humping her ankle?

It's just the sort of trick that fuckin lap dancing villainess would pull trying to get an extra dollah in her G-String.

 

[The Queen Bee]

You have to wonder why Poof is asking this question.

Did Dovey shove some DDT laced coke up his nose when he was dry humping her ankle?

It's just the sort of trick that fuckin lap dancing villainess would pull trying to get an extra dollah in her G-String.

 

You really wanna know ? Ask Biggie

[Dovey]

You have to wonder why Poof is asking this question.

Did Dovey shove some DDT laced coke up his nose when he was dry humping her ankle?

It's just the sort of trick that fuckin lap dancing villainess would pull trying to get an extra dollah in her G-String.

 

 The fuck is wrong with that?

[Oak]

Lol.  When you're being small, I'll remind you. 

I don't like cruel much.