I am proud of you assholes

[Bad and Boujee]

That, on the strength of yours truly, we have already eclipsed 10k posts this month on the 24th.

We should hit the highest numbers this forum has ever seen. Know why?

Me

Who the fuck else can rattle you dummies around like a tether ball the way I can? You mother fuckers are my very own personal set of kerbangers I just spin around clanking back and forth at my leisure

My dead cat thanks you
My fiance thanks you
The Ace thanks you

But, most importantly, I thank you.

Wait, the sun's out. You guys need to stand over there in my shadow. It's cool there.

[The Scoundrel]

we have already eclipsed 10k posts this month

You call your sorry attempt at thread hogging 'posts'? Not in my estimation. Not in the estimation of even the lowliest board mopper.

My dead cat thanks you

So the cat is dead? You killed it Schrodinger. Well done.

You guys need to stand over there in my shadow. It's cool there.

Or cold in the shadow of a dead man?

Broke ass bitch. Buy your own fuckin computer games.

 

[Bad and Boujee]

You gon make a interesting thread or you gon hang off my balls like eraserforehead has for the last week?

Yeah?

[The Scoundrel]

or you gon hang off my balls

If by 'hanging on balls' you mean responding to posts in an open forum. Flaming in the flame section and turning you out like a 5 dollah whore every time I grate your nigger lips then yeah. I'm pretty happy flipping your pancake and drawing your eyebrows on with Magic Marker for a laugh and it saves having to trawl through a multitude of threads every time I feel like using you as a yoyo.