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Serious question
« on: September 24, 2019, 05:46:11 PM »
Do farts follow you around after you lay them or does the smell linger in the spot where you dropped em?
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Re: Serious question
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2019, 05:48:40 PM »
Do farts follow you around after you lay them or does the smell linger in the spot where you dropped em?
Shouldn't this be moved to serious discussion?

 :crampe: :crampe: :crampe:

Actually, it depends on the type of fart.

If it's the type that is just boom, it just stays there. If it's the type that sounds like mice on motorcycles, that shits a flatulent chemtrail
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Re: Serious question
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2019, 05:52:02 PM »
Shouldn't this be moved to serious discussion?

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If fart jokes are serious discussion in the Poofer household then your intellect is explained.

Thanks for that.

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Re: Serious question
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2019, 05:56:28 PM »
Obviously can see a joke...
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Re: Serious question
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2019, 05:56:38 PM »
Do farts follow you around after you lay them or does the smell linger in the spot where you dropped em?

Good question. I bet DD will know
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Re: Serious question
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2019, 05:56:48 PM »
Variables from the thickness of your trousers to ambient temperature and wind speed (if any) all play their parts.  The "hovering" phenomenon, where the evil gaseous entity just seems to hug the ground where it was released, is much worse in cold weather.

Anyone who has stood/marched in formations during winter can tell you horror stories of those devil clouds.
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Re: Serious question
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2019, 05:59:11 PM »
Do farts follow you around after you lay them or does the smell linger in the spot where you dropped em?

 Yours?

 They linger, babe. And they have actual mass.

 Well done   :biglaugha:
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