See, here's the thing...

[Blurt]

I enjoy being on this board. There are a number of people here who are funny and smart. I even make this place my first stop when I do the rounds. But here's the thing: y'all are a closed circle. Nothing wrong with that per se. I mean, I have closed circles of my own. Only natural, I guess. But, when you old timers say, out of one side of your mouth, the board needs to attract new blood, and then, out of the other side, you verbally jerk each other off in an endless reminiscence of glories achieved elsewhere and elsewhen, you're sending a mixed message. Brawl Hall this and Troll Valhalla that; Evil Blood far and SumCunt wide; Hoor Wars high and LotRP low; Kenny to the left of me, Farmer to the right; well, I'd rather be reading Proust's In Search of Lost Time.

I can't help but shake the feeling that something funny happened on the way to the forum; namely, that I stumbled into a reunion of gray-haired cowpokes at the Sunnyvale Rest Home for Extinguished Flamers and Toothless Trolls.

I stick around, though. Just because, between the vapours of bittersweet nostalgia floating about in the room and the hilarious attempts at creating viral vaudeville, some of you cunts are actually bothering to be funny and smart. And that's all I have to say about that.

So yeah, yesterday's badass "legends" are today's speed bumps.

[The Queen Bee]

I was banned from Troll Valhalla within the first fifteen minutes of registering. That’s not my crowd


I honestly don’t look at Joo as being from Troll Valhalla. He’s way too up there on the flame level


I’m open to new blood joining. As long as they DO NOT go real life on people. That shit is foul and I won’t risk myself or the members here to that bullshit

[Bad and Boujee]

I was a mod at TV for a min before I fucked up their shit there.

Then they banned me

[BroadcastHoney]

I enjoy being on this board. There are a number of people here who are funny and smart. I even make this place my first stop when I do the rounds. But here's the thing: y'all are a closed circle. Nothing wrong with that per se. I mean, I have closed circles of my own. Only natural, I guess. But, when you old timers say, out of one side of your mouth, the board needs to attract new blood, and then, out of the other side, you verbally jerk each other off in an endless reminiscence of glories achieved elsewhere and elsewhen, you're sending a mixed message. Brawl Hall this and Troll Valhalla that; Evil Blood far and SumCunt wide; Hoor Wars high and LotRP low; Kenny to the left of me, Farmer to the right; well, I'd rather be reading Proust's In Search of Lost Time.

I can't help but shake the feeling that something funny happened on the way to the forum; namely, that I stumbled into a reunion of gray-haired cowpokes at the Sunnyvale Rest Home for Extinguished Flamers and Toothless Trolls.

I stick around, though. Just because, between the vapours of bittersweet nostalgia floating about in the room and the hilarious attempts at creating viral vaudeville, some of you cunts are actually bothering to be funny and smart. And that's all I have to say about that.

That's a flowery piece of fan mail.

Too brief. More ham... needs more ham.

[Rancidmilko]

I was a mod at TV for a min before I fucked up their shit there.

Then they banned me

EVERYBODY was a mod or admin at TV at some point
EVERYBODY 

[Rancidmilko]

I remember trying Brawl Hall, that place was chaotic.

[Bad and Boujee]

I remember trying Brawl Hall, that place was chaotic.

Nah, BH was the spot.

The elite were there, then it died, then took over, the elite came back, and I crushed them. Every single one of them.

I vividly remember ppl thinking highly of ATvile and I nuked his bitch ass, bobbleheaded, looking like a fucking sat on pancake,lemon head face in a thread cuz he was too much a bitch to accept a callout. Even Ladr,a guy who hated my guts, said I wrecked him.

(Breaths in) ah, good times.

That bitch lucky he evaporated into tard dust and sprinkled himself into an internet grave.

[Bad and Boujee]

EVERYBODY was a mod or admin at TV at some point
EVERYBODY 

Cuz it was a flop house for losers who couldn't hang at BH?

[The Queen Bee]

EVERYBODY was a mod or admin at TV at some point
EVERYBODY 

Not moi. I didn’t last 15 minutes

[Blurt]

[The Queen Bee]

You’re a part of us now, Blurty.

[Rancidmilko]

Cuz it was a flop house for losers who couldn't hang at BH?

BH was chaotic disgusting shithole full of NSFW and gore, all without spoilers
Not to mention all the fucking malware

[Bad and Boujee]

You’re a part of us now, Blurty.

Yeah.....but is he flamer or troll?

Is he FT? Or TV?

Or is he Martini town?

I'm creating a whole new set of members. Now to find more

[The Queen Bee]

Yeah.....but is he flamer or troll?

Is he FT? Or TV?

Or is he Martini town?

I'm creating a whole new set of members. Now to find more

Definitely FlameTown material

[Bad and Boujee]

BH was chaotic disgusting shithole full of NSFW and gore, all without spoilers
Not to mention all the fucking malware

BH was a porn site first and foremost. That fact can't be denied.

But it was also the only true free speech flame forum ever. You truly entered there at your own risk.

If you couldn't hang, you went to a circle jerk forum.

[Rancidmilko]

Yeah.....but is he flamer or troll?

Is he FT? Or TV?

Or is he Martini town?

I'm creating a whole new set of members. Now to find more

Who's the redhead in your avatar?

[Aryan]

I enjoy being on this board. There are a number of people here who are funny and smart. I even make this place my first stop when I do the rounds. But here's the thing: y'all are a closed circle. Nothing wrong with that per se. I mean, I have closed circles of my own. Only natural, I guess. But, when you old timers say, out of one side of your mouth, the board needs to attract new blood, and then, out of the other side, you verbally jerk each other off in an endless reminiscence of glories achieved elsewhere and elsewhen, you're sending a mixed message. Brawl Hall this and Troll Valhalla that; Evil Blood far and SumCunt wide; Hoor Wars high and LotRP low; Kenny to the left of me, Farmer to the right; well, I'd rather be reading Proust's In Search of Lost Time.

I can't help but shake the feeling that something funny happened on the way to the forum; namely, that I stumbled into a reunion of gray-haired cowpokes at the Sunnyvale Rest Home for Extinguished Flamers and Toothless Trolls.

I stick around, though. Just because, between the vapours of bittersweet nostalgia floating about in the room and the hilarious attempts at creating viral vaudeville, some of you cunts are actually bothering to be funny and smart. And that's all I have to say about that.

I’m with ya sista’.

I tend to just scroll past the gibberish about what EvilBlood (whoever the fuck he is) said on Turd Rail 6 years ago and who e-sucked who the hardest on Brawl Hall. No idea what Troll Valhalla is, I’d never even heard of it until recently...

That said, this place is still the busiest forum around at the minute (have you seen the state of VF?) so minus the endless talk of the old days which many of us have no recollection of and certain short lived e-romances dominating the board for weeks on end, this is still a decent forum to poast on.

[Rancidmilko]

LOL we reminisce on this shit like we were remembering old gfs and their blowjobs

 

[Garraty_47]

What did you expect?
The first rule of flametown maudlin displays is you don't trigger flametown maudlin displays.

You brought this on yourself.

[Bad and Boujee]

Who's the redhead in your avatar?

Bae