The Trial Of Flynn

[Bad and Boujee]

Brothers and sisters of this beloved community known as Flametown. Citizens of the lowest common denominator and social outcasts;

In front of you lies Flynn, a supreme troll for decades, who has faced off and with some of the greatest this games has ever seen.

He/she has been accused of posting a DM with absolutely nothing of relevance upon it and was unjustly banned for no reason other then a quick trigger finger by a socially awkward admin with mental issues and less hair then a rotten tomato.

I say onto you, should this unjust action be supported never more? Or should justice, and an apology be given to Flynn for doing the things Flynn has done for over a decade?

I will now give you the floor....

[Flynn]

My response to Bonesaw and Flea:

Go fuck yourself, you unibrow basement dweller.

Posting UNSOLICITED PM's was NEVER a no-no. It was LEMON that pm'd me. It was a trolling pm. If I had reached out to her first and then gleaned that info, yes you would have a point. Lemon had no fucking business sending me an unsolicited pm that was an attempted troll. Don't like your pm's being posted? Don't send me spam via pm.

I recall getting pm's from Flea and King Martini. Gee, wonder why I didn't post those?

As far as Rancid's personal information, everyone has that which is why I picked him. I never spread it.

You and Flea have no room to talk. Why don't you "ban" yourselves for being incompetent pussies? You let OTHER'S actually post P.I., where you "ban" me for "alleged" actions.

[Bad and Boujee]

I would like that striken from the record, your honor.

Flynn I'm defending you, it's me!!


I got chu

[Garraty_47]

I've known since like my second day on the internets that you don't send a PM/DM/IM/Email/whatever that you wouldn't stand proudly behind if/when it becomes public record.  That's fundamental.

Therefore the sharing of "private" messages may be a breach of etiquette but it in no way rises to the level of a banning offense.

Flynn's punishment was cruel, unusual, and unwarranted.
An apology is the very least she's owed; punitive action against the perpetrator of her ban is the only way to prevent it from happening again.  If there is no accountability for such misuse of power the offenses will only continue and escalate.

[Flynn]

I would like that striken from the record, your honor.

Flynn I'm defending you, it's me!!


I got chu

Did you not see the tag #MyResponseToBonesawAndFlea?

P.S.-I also NEVER pm'd Caskur EVER.

[Rennel_Feldswipe]

We're putting who on trial for what? You call this a brief?  What the fuck!

 ... oh, so, listen everyone!  I've just been informed that I have to fly back from my retirement island to put some flamer gedrul named Flynn up on charges for something or other in some obscure little forum called Stompin Putz, or something. 

According to the charges put forth by the community at large, this Flynn is accused of FuckFoolery, AssBaggery, and DumbFuckery. Also included in the charges is the most heinous crime of being a Committee Clone ID ridden by multiple users -- a disgusting cybercrime that must be stamped out everywhere it rears its ugly face -- and something about poasting a "DM with absolutely nothing of relevance upon it," whatever that might be.

In any case, once I sober up or not, we will prove beyond the shadow of any doubt that this Flynn thing is deserving of being permanently and forever banned from the hollowed space of the Stompin Cunts, er, I mean Stompin Gruntz ... what the hell is this place called again?

[Bad and Boujee]

Your honor, I would like to enter Vittys respond into public record.

I think a public, stuck, apology is in order.

The prosecution asks for a public apology.

[Bad and Boujee]

Did you not see the tag #MyResponseToBonesawAndFlea?

P.S.-I also NEVER pm'd Caskur EVER.

Your honor, Flynn is upset.

I would like everything she posts here to be striken from the record.

She is emotional, and in love with me.

She has never dm'd Caskur.

I have. Alot.

Thank you, your honor

[The Queen Bee]

My response to Bonesaw and Flea:

Fuck You, Bitch. I didn’t ban you !

[Bad and Boujee]

We're putting who on trial for what? You call this a brief?  What the fuck!

 ... oh, so, listen everyone!  I've just been informed that I have to fly back from my retirement island to put some flamer gedrul named Flynn up on charges for something or other in some obscure little forum called Stompin Putz, or something. 

According to the charges put forth by the community at large, this Flynn is accused of FuckFoolery, AssBaggery, and DumbFuckery. Also included in the charges is the most heinous crime of being a Committee Clone ID ridden by multiple users -- a disgusting cybercrime must be stamped out everywhere it rears its ugly face -- and something about poasting a "DM with absolutely nothing of relevance upon it," whatever that might be.

In any case, once I sober up or not, we will prove beyiond the shadow of any doubvt that this Flynn thing is deserving of being permanently and forever banned from the hollowed space of the Stompin Cunts, er, I mean Stompin Gruntz ... what the hell is this place called again?

I would like to know what Flynn has done outside of posting a useless DM when posting DMs weren't against the site rules.

Your honor, my GF has a bush that I carved into a heart with my initials in the middle. Her response was "Kevin, who can I actually show this to besides you?"

Thank you, your honor

[Bad and Boujee]

Fuck You, Bitch. I didn’t ban you !

Objection!!!

[Biggie Smiles]

Motion granted for the defense

You may proceed to make an ass out of yourself

[Dovey]

I would like to know what Flynn has done outside of posting a useless DM when posting DMs weren't against the site rules.

Your honor, my GF has a bush that I carved into a heart with my initials in the middle. Her response was "Kevin, who can I actually show this to besides you?"

Thank you, your honor

 I would like to approach the bench to clarify.

 Martini's little mermaid is seeking an open relationship.

 Thank you.

 Proceed.

[Oak]

Objection!!!

Sustained.

[Rennel_Feldswipe]

Hold the fuck on, you amateur fucks!

To have a Trial we need to establish a few things.

Who is the Judge?  I nominate her grace.

Who is the Defense counsel?  Clearly that is Martini.

Who is the Prosecutor?  That fucking me, idiots.

Now we need other officers and court functionaries and we need a fucking Jury.

Godz!

Joo should be the Clerk of the Court.  Get up on it, Biggie.  I gottsa go pet the wife for a bit ...

[Biggie Smiles]

I would like to approach the bench to clarify.

 Martini's little mermaid is seeking an open relationship.

 Thank you.

 Proceed.

What relevance does this have to docket #696969 the  fucktardary of flynn?

[Biggie Smiles]

Hold the fuck on, you amateur fucks!

To have a Trial we need to establish a few things.

Who is the Judge?  I nominate her grace.

Who is the Defense counsel?  Clearly that is Martini.

Who is the Prosecutor?  That fucking me, idiots.

Now we need other officers and court functionaries and we need a fucking Jury.

Godz!

Joo should be the Clerk of the Court.  Get up on it, Biggie.  I gottsa go pet the wife for a bit ...

I'm the judge.

The HOnorable Biggie Smiles

[Bad and Boujee]

(ahem)

Your honor, Flynn has done nothing wrong. This much has been proven.

I would ask for  a mere apology by staff here to one....er....two Flynn for the completely tragic way they were treated over something as trivial as words on a screen and a vapid DM that produced nothing.

Flynn, as the main Mod here of the busiest flame forum on the net that I and only I created, I apologize for the unfortunate actions of staff.

But, my apology is my own. I don't speak for anybody else

[Dovey]

What relevance does this have to docket #696969 the  fucktardary of flynn?

 Absolutely none, sir.   

[Biggie Smiles]

(ahem)

Your honor, Flynn has done nothing wrong. This much has been proven.

I would ask for  a mere apology by staff here to one....er....two Flynn for the completely tragic way they were treated over something as trivial as words on a screen and a vapid DM that produced nothing.

Flynn, as the main Mod here of the busiest flame forum on the net that I and only I created, I apologize for the unfortunate actions of staff.

But, my apology is my own. I don't speak for anybody else

you snd the prosecutors must settle on at least 6 jurors before we can begin opening arguments