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Poofer's Redheaded Bae...
« on: October 04, 2019, 11:50:57 AM »
The three questions everyone is thinking but haven't broached as of yet...

1. Does the cricket pitch match the field?

2. If so, does she have those fantastically cosmic carrot top norks (the best attribute in a redheaded arsenal)

3. Which Happy Meal does he buy her on long trips and does she prefer the apple juice pop top or the orange drink one?

 :popcorn:

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Re: Poofer's Redheaded Bae...
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2019, 11:54:24 AM »
1. No
2. Look at 1
3. Gogurt
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Re: Poofer's Redheaded Bae...
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2019, 11:57:37 AM »
Quote from: Madcow Klitzgasm on October 04, 2019, 11:50:57 AM
The three questions everyone is thinking but haven't broached as of yet...

1. Does the cricket pitch match the field?

2. If so, does she have those fantastically cosmic carrot top norks (the best attribute in a redheaded arsenal)

3. Which Happy Meal does he buy her on long trips and does she prefer the apple juice pop top or the orange drink one?

 :popcorn:
I think she’s too young to watch the lesbiantini consummation.
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Re: Poofer's Redheaded Bae...
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2019, 12:00:22 PM »
Quote from: Iron Man on October 04, 2019, 11:54:24 AM
1. No
2. Look at 1
3. Gogurt

I'm sorry for your loss on #2...  :biglaugha:
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Re: Poofer's Redheaded Bae...
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2019, 12:03:34 PM »
Quote from: Madcow Klitzgasm on October 04, 2019, 12:00:22 PM
I'm sorry for your loss on #2...  :biglaugha:
:crampe: :crampe:

Nah shes all right the way she is
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Re: Poofer's Redheaded Bae...
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2019, 12:05:45 PM »
Quote from: Iron Man on October 04, 2019, 12:03:34 PM
:crampe: :crampe:

Nah shes all right the way she is

So you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating Animal Crackers.... nice... must be love...  :biggrin:
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Re: Poofer's Redheaded Bae...
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2019, 12:08:30 PM »
Quote from: Madcow Klitzgasm on October 04, 2019, 12:05:45 PM
So you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating Animal Crackers.... nice... must be love...  :biggrin:
She don't eat junk
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Re: Poofer's Redheaded Bae...
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2019, 12:14:02 PM »
Quote from: Iron Man on October 04, 2019, 12:08:30 PM
She don't eat junk

That would be a deal breaker for me...  :dontknow:
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Re: Poofer's Redheaded Bae...
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2019, 12:23:02 PM »
Quote from: Madcow Klitzgasm on October 04, 2019, 12:14:02 PM
That would be a deal breaker for me...  :dontknow:

She trains MMA.

Her body so tight you can bounce a quarter off it.

I should make a video....
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Re: Poofer's Redheaded Bae...
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2019, 12:27:02 PM »
Quote from: Iron Man on October 04, 2019, 12:23:02 PM
She trains MMA.

Her body so tight you can bounce a quarter off it.

I should make a video....

Don't do that... guard her privacy or Peaches will find her Middle School yearbook photos and nose fap to them...
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Re: Poofer's Redheaded Bae...
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2019, 12:41:03 PM »
Quote from: Madcow Klitzgasm on October 04, 2019, 12:27:02 PM
Don't do that... guard her privacy or Peaches will find her Middle School yearbook photos and nose fap to them...

True that, my man :crampe: :crampe:
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Re: Poofer's Redheaded Bae...
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2019, 12:42:09 PM »
Quote from: Iron Man on October 04, 2019, 12:08:30 PM
She don't eat junk

Whose junk are we talking about here?
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Re: Poofer's Redheaded Bae...
« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2019, 12:45:56 PM »
Quote from: Blurt on October 04, 2019, 12:42:09 PM
Whose junk are we talking about here?
Well....there's is some junk she eats....best ever too.....by a mile..mmmmmmhmmmm
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Re: Poofer's Redheaded Bae...
« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2019, 12:53:37 PM »
Quote from: Iron Man on October 04, 2019, 12:45:56 PM
...by a mile..mmmmmmhmmmm

Here, let me help you: it's spelled m-i-l-l-i-m-e-t-e-r.
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