Selfish and narcissistic.
I'll tell you what's "selfish and narcissistic". It's the Asians coming down from Vancouver, BC driving Southbound I-5 coming to the Tulalip Casino and Outlet Mall. You sorry fuckers drive like you're in Beirut, or you act as if you're the only ones on the road. Do you assholes know what that reflective thing is called that helps you navigate? It's called a fucking mirror. Ask your people how they make millions of automobile mirrors in a day, yet never utilize one while driving?
Oh and another thing. There's this other thing called a fucking turn signal. Learn it. Use it. Not all Americans are secret members of the Avengers and have superpowers. I cannot fucking read your egg roll laden minds. How the fuck am I to know you're switching lanes?
How come you fucking people can't go the fucking speed limit? Your people either go the speed of light in a 35 mph zone OR you non-driving fucks go 45 mph on the freeway where the speed limit is 70. Try talking to your people about this. It adds two whole fucking minutes to my daily trips to the weed store.
Fuck. Asians are so rude.