I would totally fuck this, then wipe my dick on her curtains...

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But I wouldn't touch this Foreheaded ancient beast with HC Troubledours weed wilted willy:



The second pic looks like Jane Badler, and I've turned that crone down two times already.....


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Reply #1 on: October 07, 2019, 02:09:38 PM
Let’s see, bags under it’s eyes covered over with make up, a forehead about 3 times the size of a normal person, and it’s had the nerve to criticise the way I look?  :crampe:

It looks gaunt aswell, like someone’s stuck a vacuum inside it and sucked in its insides..... definitely a tweeker of some kind, Crystal Meth most likely.

That forehead though, just.  :laughinatu:
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Reply #2 on: October 07, 2019, 02:18:39 PM
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Reply #3 on: October 07, 2019, 02:26:09 PM
Let’s see, bags under it’s eyes covered over with make up, a forehead about 3 times the size of a normal person, and it’s had the nerve to criticise the way I look?  :crampe:

It looks gaunt aswell, like someone’s stuck a vacuum inside it and sucked in its insides..... definitely a tweeker of some kind, Crystal Meth most likely.

That forehead though, just.  :laughinatu:

Your turn faggot.
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Reply #4 on: October 07, 2019, 02:28:21 PM
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Reply #5 on: October 07, 2019, 02:28:57 PM
Yeah except I don’t look anything like that....  :coffee_beans:
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Reply #6 on: October 07, 2019, 02:30:46 PM
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Reply #7 on: October 07, 2019, 02:32:32 PM
Yeah except I don’t look anything like that....  :coffee_beans:

You invariably do on your time off and back into your clubs as an average (very average) punter...  :laughinatu:
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Reply #8 on: October 07, 2019, 02:45:59 PM
It’s hilarious when the best you’ve got to flame with is a heavily photoshopped picture.  :crampe:

Weak sauce, Froodle, very weak....
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Reply #9 on: October 07, 2019, 02:54:43 PM
Anyhoo, back to Flynn’s fivehead, sorry I mean forehead.

Do you have some nigger in you? They often have freakishly large foreheads with a hairline so far back on their head it’s behind them.

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Reply #10 on: October 07, 2019, 03:14:47 PM
"I would totally fuck this, then wipe my dick on her curtains..."


You have nearly, if unpredictability described a Yorkshire mans contraception. Replace the meaty curtains with a semmit, and you have Catholicism 101.
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Reply #11 on: October 07, 2019, 03:19:21 PM
Anyhoo, back to Flynn’s fivehead, sorry I mean forehead.

Do you have some nigger in you? They often have freakishly large foreheads with a hairline so far back on their head it’s behind them.

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Ixnay THAT!

How do feel now that I want to blow a load in 1st Flynn vs 2nd Flynn...

(Salty, eh?  :bounce2: )
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Reply #12 on: October 07, 2019, 03:57:43 PM
All I can say on the matter is you have lower standards than I first thought if you’d even be seen in public with that meth-faced old hag.

Between her sunk in cheeks and that ridiculous slap head, she’s the sort of rough bird that kids would throw bottles at where I’m from.  :biglaugha:

What is it with this forum and self-delusional members? This worn out old whore would be ideal wifey material for Mongtini, another deluded sap with a superiority complex.
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Reply #13 on: October 07, 2019, 04:03:39 PM
 I think Flynn is pretty.

 And before you accusing of sucking e ass, just because she/he/it flames me doesnt mean im so insecure that i cant admit another woman is attractive.
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Reply #14 on: October 07, 2019, 04:07:20 PM
I think Flynn is pretty.

 And before you accusing of sucking e ass, just because she/he/it flames me doesnt mean im so insecure that i cant admit another woman is attractive.

I agree 100%...

Her younger self was a 7/10... just a shame about the intellect.. It didn't age like wine..  :dontknow:
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Reply #15 on: October 07, 2019, 04:08:02 PM
Yeah pretty ugly...

I’d say if she was hawt, but that withered, haggard old slaphead sure as fuck isn’t.
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Reply #16 on: October 07, 2019, 04:11:04 PM
Yeah pretty ugly...

I’d say if she was hawt, but that withered, haggard old slaphead sure as fuck isn’t.

I like how you keep talking about me. Everyone knows you really don't think I'm "ugly." Move on stupid.
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Reply #17 on: October 07, 2019, 04:16:53 PM
Did I make the thread?  :coffee_beans:

I’m just in awe how someone with a forehead that size can possibly consider themself to be good looking, it’s truly astounding.  :crampe:
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Reply #18 on: October 07, 2019, 04:21:23 PM
Yeah pretty ugly...

I’d say if she was hawt, but that withered, haggard old slaphead sure as fuck isn’t.

 Shes obviously NOT ugly.

 Come on, dude. Do we have to trash looks like that?  Shes a pretty woman. The first pic is a great one. Beautiful smile.
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Reply #19 on: October 07, 2019, 04:23:02 PM
I've seen worse in Flametown.

Not that either of those photos is actually Flynn because insult generators don't have bodies.
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