You know girl? I really hate fucking saying this. I really do.
Will you...give me a second. My well-manicured nails are refusing to obey my brain. Here I go.
When a poster like Bonesaw runs around the forum proclaiming how great of a poster you are, well let's just say he's not well known for paying open compliments. Basically, what I am saying is that now you have a one-eye-browed stalker for life. Just kidding. I think it's a huge compliment. Bonesaw isn't much to look at now, well never was really. BUT! I remember a time when anyone who was or thought they were a "flamer" tried to take him on daily. Though Bonesaw's greatness quickly collapsed into that putrid already dead star turned black hole called the "BH Regs." Yep. They castrated him just like they do Bulls on ranches. He let them too. He actually took off his spandex and tighty-whities for them as they used plastic spoons to do the deed. So, I mean no matter what Bonesaw has become I still think it's a really great honor.
You are a way better poster than that LotusButt. Lotus always thinks that just because they are a prim and proper faggot, that justifies the retarded shit it posts. Plus, I truly believe that Lotus is a gay man. As much neg repping as this idiot has done? Only a bonafide homosexual would make it a point to actually have a neg repping itinerary. Much like wedding planners and such in faggot vocations. So you totally make Lotus look like it's Amateur night at The Apollo. Lotus needs to eat more Portuguese Sausage.
You are way, way, way...way better than that female Russian Shot Put looking champion named Aryan. I don't know if it's the U.K.'s version of steroids but there is something seriously wrong that face. Just now I've been told that the Russian beet farmer no longer wants to wed Aryan. Oak you totally rape his willing ass.
Then there's your home gal Flea. You two Barrio hood rats know how to fucking scrap. That's for fucking sure. At the end of the day though Flea should lay off the Taco Bell, it's making her slow. You manage to get Flea literally foaming out her Fat Danny-like nostrils. All the while threatening to put you on "read only status." That's fucking golden. I bet you had Flea so upset she quit her diet and started back up smoking Newports.
You know who else you're more awesome than? RancidMilko. That's who. Why any fucking loser would come up with such a disgusting handle obviously has some left over coffee beans rattling around in that otherwise empty head. He's a perverted, nasty, filthy, hot garbage smelling, used tampon looking, dead fish smelling, asshole rotting, punk bitch! Fuck him! You totally whip his ass with your razor sharp wit and cunning intelligence. Jungle boi is no match for your secret power called, intelligence.
You are much more funnier than that plastic sounding ham named, Freud. All he does is spoon up Ted Bundy-like musings. You are not weird and creepy like Freud. Plus, Freud cannot "flame." He thinks posting up archaic gifs of monsterly retarded things is funny. Keep in mind this toe-nail polish fetish freak also met that fucking mega-loser Nozzer. They were a great team. If you've ever seen Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome you get a better idea if you remember the midget and retard that made up "Master-Blaster." Same theory here except different name. Those two fucktards are known as, "Master-Baiter." Nozzer being the "Master" and Freud being the "Baiter." The only difference is instead of Nozzer riding on Freud's shoulders he liked sitting on Freud's face. Hey Freud. Post that fucking picture of you and retard boy. In the "picture" if Freud ever posts it, one is able to see that Nozzer has crooked fingers along with other distinguishing signs of a gene variance. Also keep in mind both of them are wearing bank robber ski-masks AND I COULD STILL SEE THAT NOZZER was a Thalomide Child! See, Oak you are a much better person than Freud. Freud is a homo and dosen't even know it. You win by default.
See you have Freud, Rancid and Aryan ALL in love with the brain known as the almighty Oak. They all log on hoping to see a reply in their general direction. They salivate all over their 2.5 inch screens of their TracPhones reading your flowery powerful prose. I know that Aryan masturbates with a water pick to your picture. It's the only time his vagina discharges yeasty-spam. I have thought about trying to make pizza crust with his vaginal yeast. Bad idea?
Okay, moving on. Rancid has been in love with you for as long as he has known you. He is attracted to full-figured women. For some strange reason he is fixated on your gluteus. Rancid also jerks off to your picture. Except unlike Aryan, Rancid is fucking his cat in the ass praising God that Brasil has such lax bestiality laws. So weird that he would move to a third world country just to have sexual intercourse with animals? No. I'm not talking about Flea either. See Oak. You are such an awesome person compared to soon to be on America's Most Wanted. You should kick him in his pee-hole should you ever run into him when he's working at Starbucks. Then you should put your thumb up his ass and make him apologize for being a forum creep-a-zoid. I would like totally watch. Maybe I'll start touching myself too.
Just fucking with ya!
No. But seriously Oak. Bonesaw wants you to take his virginity. Yep. He wants his anus to be devirginized. I'm am pretty sure at this point Bonesaw wouldn't mind if you used an aluminum bat and were on rocket-powered roller skates. Might as well get a rocket-powered start too while you're at it.
See Oak. You have impressed all 8.5 members here. For that you have my utmost respect. I still think you should be regged. You might also need to kick Flea in her pee-hole as well.