Hello. Tis I Flynn. I just wanted to pop in here and ask, "we're cool right?" I mean all Asian derogatory remarks aside. I really like some of you "people." Some of you "people" make me laugh. Like, Shen Li better known as the Wombat-Fighting caped crusader, "The Iron Chink." This person is very funny. They throw a hissy-fit because someone called them, "stupid." People call me "stupid" all the time. I don't get mad. Only 1/2 of them are right, though. This Shen Li is one of my favorite posters.
I really like this guy named "Soul bro." Have you seen him try to partake in "flaming?" It's like watching ice melt. On a winter day. Like baby birds trying to fly. Soul bro tentatively steps one foot out of the safe "nest" only to be blitzed upon by posters posting curse words! Oh my God! According to Soul bro that is not, "flaming." Because up till 9 months ago you had no idea what "flaming" was. Here you are with your little cute chubby-cheeked face thinking you're an expert on something. How very quaint! I see you commenting, always putting your "two-cents" worth in. Yet. You make it a point everytime to disclaim any enjoyment or fun from hanging out in your "flame" area. So your cutie-pie self only posts about the "flame" forum? Never fully participating, just always watching? I noticed you had quite a bit to say about the Dovey Vs Martini Hell in a Cell match. I like you. You are a neat guy. You make total sense. You are not a fence sitter like some people. You are one of my favorite posters.
There is a new sheriff in town. Hello Rotwang. I like you Rotwang. You are very fair and impartial about everything. I like how you look at the logical side of things. It is amazing you have not won a Nobel Prize in Ethics. I like that about you. You are very humble. You never like talking about yourself. I have never heard of you bragging or doing rotten things to people you have never met. The thing I like the most about you Rotwang is that you shower on a daily basis. You are clean. You always look presentable. You are a dapper dude. Did you know? That you are one of my favorite posters.
There's this hella cool gal by the name of Fashionista. She is so polite, she makes sugar taste sour. What I like the most about Fashionista is her self-reliance on only herself. I like how she is so strong that nothing makes her bend in the winds of the typhoon of madness that sometimes swirls around us. She is also ultra polite. It makes me want to choke an old lady out. Thank goodness there are more smart, strong, and kind people like Fashionista. She is the reason I started posting here. Everyone said, "yeah, she cool." You are lucky to have a capable and strong woman as a poster. Fashionista is one of my favorite posters.
Then, there's the rest of you "people." Most of you are really super smart. I read a conversation that was 23 pages long about the Time Zone differences in Canada and the USA. You "people" are sure interesting, that's for sure! I wish that you guys would like me. I just want to ask how your day was and read heartfelt posts full of emotion and spirit. That's all I want. Do you think you guys could accommodate this lost gal? I just want to post positive vibes. I have changed. I have turned over the proverbial "new leaf." Will all 6 of you posters at The Blue Cashew please take my hand and help me walk down this new path of enlightenment? You guys are one of my favorite posters.
So with all that being said. Can I be "Reg" here? (The Blue Cashew)
