Callout: RancidMilko & Aryan 88

[Flynn]

This is a callout to you bums. I challenge you dickless wonders to a flame match.

Stipulations:

[Rancidmilko]

You're wrong as usual, mousy cunt. Bring it on. It'll be a pleasure to reduce you to a pulsating blob.

 And make sure you pick poarka to be your partner. It'll make things more interesting.

[Flynn]

You're wrong as usual, mousy cunt. Bring it on. It'll be a pleasure to reduce you to a pulsating blob.

 And make sure you pick poarka to be your partner. It'll make things more interesting.

Oh? So, let me get this straight. Are you accepting this match because it will garner you the much needed attention you crave? Or. Do you actually think you a fucking chance at winning? Either way dicklips you come out looking like one of the Three Stooges.

Challenge accepted by RancidMilko. Now. We wait for the second half of the double-mint twins. Aryan 88 to make his walk of shame down here to accept or cower. Obviously, if he accepts, he's doing it for the attention. He knows he can't beat me one-on-one. Plus, he'll have a partner he can lean on and at times french-kiss.

As far as Oak goes. Well, see. I knew you would say something fucking stupid like that. I'm fine wrapping your labias around your necks all by my lonesome. I don't even need to be awake to donkey kick your heads to the Moon. So, as far as Oak goes. Since she is the "Flamer of the Year" she has a Golden Ticket. If she indeed wants to participate she can make her presence known in the match thread. As there is no stip about having to name a partner.

So there it is. We await Aryan 88 with non-abated breath.

[Rancidmilko]

Oh? So, let me get this straight. Are you accepting this match because it will garner you the much needed attention you crave?

Let's take a second to bask in the light and appreciate the irony of the stupid whore who started a callout talking about "attention craving"


 

[Flynn]

Let's take a second to bask in the light and appreciate the irony of the stupid whore who started a callout talking about "attention craving"


 

I'm calling you two tards out because after I wrap your clit around Aryans Dentures this angle is done in the flame universe.

[Rancidmilko]

I'm calling you two tards out because after I wrap your clit around Aryans Dentures this angle is done in the flame universe.

The "flame universe" still has to accept your as a single real entity, mongotard


As far as I'm concerned, you're a flynnbecile who can't even organize some poker tournament.

[Flynn]

The "flame universe" still has to accept your as a single real entity, mongotard


As far as I'm concerned, you're a flynnbecile who can't even organize some poker tournament.

Yes. Thanks for reminding me of poker.

[Blurt]

This whole board is a joker tournament.

[Aryan]

What a fucking pointless waste of time this would be.

Hearing more retarded accusations of how I supposedly have no teeth isn’t particularly appealing to me.

I don’t do organised flame matches anyway because it’s impossible to have unbiased judges. I’ll stick to trolling you and Poark when I feel like it thanks, rather than be forced to stick to some schedule.

[Aryan]

So, as far as Oak goes. Since she is the "Flamer of the Year" she has a Golden Ticket.

You mean the fake awards that you completely made up? 

[Blurt]

What a fucking pointless waste of time this would be.

Hearing more retarded accusations of how I supposedly have no teeth isn’t particularly appealing to me.

I don’t do organised flame matches anyway because it’s impossible to have unbiased judges. I’ll stick to trolling you and Poark when I feel like it thanks, rather than be forced to stick to some schedule.

Translation = "Are you nuts? I just had my nails done."

[The Queen Bee]

I can tell which Flynn posted this ( rolls eyes )

[Baby Doll]

With the limited tool set in Flyn's box all anyone can expect from a match is a front row seat to a shit show and a hosing down of the forum afterwards.

[Aryan]

Translation = "Are you nuts? I just had my nails done."

Organised flame matches tend to be a complete yawn fest.

I recall your tag team match against the mong and Dovey, walls of text and endless posturing.

I don’t particularly fancy going at it with someone strung out on meth, they could easily be sat at their computer for days on end frantically bashing the keyboard.

[Blurt]

...they could easily be sat at their computer for days on end frantically bashing the keyboard.

Still beats sitting there, hunched over the keyboard, staring vacantly at the screen, pecking fingers raised and curled halfway, drool dripping on the keys, while you wait for a witty thought to come down the pike.

[Aryan]

Don’t be so hard on yourself Blurty boi, at least you try your best.

[Flynn]

So. Aryan bitched out. No match

P.S.-Kudos to Rancid for accepting. Too bad your partner is a denture wearing ninny.

[Aryan]

“Ninny”?  You’re such a lame fuckwit. 

If you were actually entertaining and didn’t rehash the same bullshit ‘flames’ I’d perhaps consider it, but seeing as you’re totally inept and incapable of finding new material I’ve decided to pass.

Tell you what, up your game and I’ll consider fitting you into my schedule.

[Baby Doll]

RACK!

you all can go home now

[Aryan]

The X Files is shit by the way, whoever the fuck you are.