Boring day Froodle?
Five hours fapping off to Wiki when there's not even a little leak to be seen.
Have you ever seen those exaggerated pictures of people on a roller coaster with their flabby cheeks flapping against their ears?
That's what it's like driving that little car. It weighs about as much as my left nad and has a super charged 124 1800cc engine in it.
When you pick your ass up off the floor after that shit you'd be foolish not to be askeerd.
It's all good fun but I'm sure the little bitch is out to kill me.