Another cliche thread.

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How you would do it.

Shotgun blast to the face.
1 (16.7%)
Slit wrist with sharp stones or shells.
0 (0%)
Swim out to sea.
0 (0%)
Swan dive off a 50 foot cliff.
0 (0%)
Impale ones neck on a tree branch.
0 (0%)
Starve to death.
0 (0%)
Die of dehydration.
0 (0%)
Fuck RancidMilko.
0 (0%)
Have sex with Aryan 88.
0 (0%)
Intercourse with Flea.
0 (0%)
Hang self.
0 (0%)
Choke to death on dirt.
0 (0%)
Would let Sum Cun't ejaculate in mouth.
2 (33.3%)
Change BEnzo's diaper.
0 (0%)
Have Fashionista make an "exotic" dinner.
1 (16.7%)
Set self on fire.
1 (16.7%)
Have tree fall on self.
1 (16.7%)

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Flynn

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on: November 20, 2019, 01:29:05 PM
You are trapped somewhere because your phone has no signal and you apparently have found the only fucking place on earth man hasn't fucked up yet. With that being said after two days of trying to survive you wake up to a message left next to you under a rock.

The message reads:


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Hello,

Your survival is paramount. You have a better chance if there are more of you. Here is a list of people you may have with you. Instead of Search and Rescue, Bear Grylls, or the 5 Navy Seals that assassinated Bin Laden on this list there are only forum people. Make sense? Good. Choose wisely.

Bwhaaaa *cough* *cough*


The list of approved people:

Aryan 88
 Biggie Smiles
 Blurt
 Bonesaw
 Bricktop
 Eddie
 Evil Blood
 Freud
 H.C. Trouble
 Herman
 Iron Horse Jockey
 Joe
 Kiebers
 King Martini
 Lochdubh
 Mel
 Oranje
 Peaches
 Rancidmilko
 Realgrimm
 Reaper
 Rennel Feldswipe
 Seoulbro
 SumCunt
 TWAP
 Vitriol
 CorsetKat
 Dove
 Fashionista
 Flea
 Lemon
 Lotusbud
 Moonpie
 Murdoch
 Oak


I would rather swallow cyanide then jump into the waiting arms of an ISIS suicide bomber than be anywhere near you sad fucks.

So here's the question. If you had the testicular/vaginal fortitude to end it all rather than be stuck with a possible 5 dipshits, how would you do it?
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The Queen Bee

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Reply #1 on: November 20, 2019, 01:37:23 PM
I’d take Evil Blood and let him fuck me to death
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Flynn

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Reply #2 on: November 20, 2019, 01:46:35 PM
I’d take Evil Blood and let him fuck me to death
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The Queen Bee

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Reply #3 on: November 20, 2019, 01:56:02 PM
So death by midget? Why not add Biggie Smalls and Sum Cun't?


Biggie is my brother from another mother and walking death cunt is impossible to look at.


I’d like EB tear my coochie sideways
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Reply #4 on: November 20, 2019, 01:58:02 PM

Biggie is my brother from another mother and walking death cunt is impossible to look at.


I’d like EB tear my coochie sideways

Don't you know any "hot guys" in real life?
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The Queen Bee

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Reply #5 on: November 20, 2019, 02:04:48 PM
Don't you know any "hot guys" in real life?


Of course. My husband would kill them tho
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Reply #6 on: November 20, 2019, 02:11:33 PM

Of course. My husband would kill them tho

Understandable.

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Flynn

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Reply #7 on: November 20, 2019, 02:14:18 PM

Of course. My husband would kill them tho

Isn't he still in prison, though?
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The Queen Bee

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Reply #8 on: November 20, 2019, 02:27:40 PM
Isn't he still in prison, though?


Yes Flynn . He has people out here tho
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Flynn

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Reply #9 on: November 20, 2019, 03:54:38 PM

Yes Flynn . He has people out here tho

So, then would you say "yes" or "no" to the notion that the American Criminal Justice System works?
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The Queen Bee

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Reply #10 on: November 20, 2019, 04:21:14 PM
So, then would you say "yes" or "no" to the notion that the American Criminal Justice System works?


Obviously not if he can have someone hit from inside lol


 :bawling:
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Reply #11 on: November 20, 2019, 11:40:48 PM
My special 'stranded with the five-flynns' tie:
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Reply #12 on: November 20, 2019, 11:53:27 PM
If wanted a quick, painful death, I'd simply touch Flynn's bio-weapons

Her nasty lips
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Reply #13 on: November 21, 2019, 12:07:14 AM
If wanted a quick, painful death, I'd simply touch Flynn's bio-weapons

Her nasty lips

What lips?

If you had cybered with Flynn before we told you it was a dude you'd be six feet under right now.

Me too. I'd of died laughing.
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Reply #14 on: November 22, 2019, 03:30:08 AM
You are trapped somewhere because your phone has no signal and you apparently have found the only fucking place on earth man hasn't fucked up yet. With that being said after two days of trying to survive you wake up to a message left next to you under a rock.

The message reads:



I would rather swallow cyanide then jump into the waiting arms of an ISIS suicide bomber than be anywhere near you sad fucks.

So here's the question. If you had the testicular/vaginal fortitude to end it all rather than be stuck with a possible 5 dipshits, how would you do it?
I would take all these people and produce a thriving society, then I would lead a righteous crusade to butcher you, cook you on a spit, then eat what is left of your corpse in tribal ecstasy.

These sad fucks would be my brothers and sisters in the eternal elation in of knowing darwins purpose.
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Reply #15 on: November 22, 2019, 03:35:26 AM
Darwin's purpoise?
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Reply #16 on: November 22, 2019, 03:37:14 AM
Darwin's purpoise?
To cleanse the genepool of filth like that.
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Reply #17 on: November 22, 2019, 04:59:31 AM
Flynn, why don't you go to night school?  Learn something constructive?  You seem to have a lot of time on your hands and hate in your heart (explains why you're Oak's latest butt buddy, but still, it's really boring).
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Reply #18 on: November 22, 2019, 10:34:29 AM
My cock is huge, but I don't think it could kill someone.
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Reply #19 on: November 22, 2019, 10:56:16 AM
Flynn, why don't you go to night school?  Learn something constructive?  You seem to have a lot of time on your hands and hate in your heart (explains why you're Oak's latest butt buddy, but still, it's really boring).

Why must you be obsessive about me?
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