The real story of Martini's mattress?
King Martini's mattress
Recorded Transcript
KM: It's me, King Martini, come to daddy!
Dove: (Looking at Martini's mattress) Shock and revulsion has a face, let me show it to you. (Dove contorts her face and lets out a high pitched Ewwwwwwwwwwww)
KM: What?
Dove: Your mattress stink is legendary, even in hell.
KM: Come now, my mattress is demonic to some. Angelic to others. Please, lay on it, I have such sights to show you.
Dove: Go away!
KM: Oh, Dovey. So eager to play, so reluctant to admit it.
KM: Now you must lay on the mattress. Taste my many pleasures.
(Dove jumps out window)
KM then feeds the mattress menstrual blood until skeletal Flynn emerges.
Flynn must keeps her legs closed because her puzzle box must never be touched or 3 cenobites will appear and...if you saw Hellraiser 2 you know what happens next
as for yet another flame forum.....that KM Patreon was a bigger bust than Vitriol's KM mug