You can deflect and deny all you want, but even the most liberal hippy SJW would think twice about bringing a fella home to her mother and father who is wearing a dress and more makeup than she is.
Glad to see that you're familiar with what "even the most liberal hippy SJW" would do in any given situation, Aryan Spin It.
Obviously, you're in the closet in more ways than one.
My ex is as conservative as they come (so to speak).
Came from a wealthy family, was religious, worked in a high profile job in the public eye, was career-oriented (six-figure income by the time she was 25), highly educated (with a Masters in Urban Planning and Design), from an ethnic background different from mine, and was an absolute and stunning beauty.
Me: an atheist from the wrong side of the tracks who didn't even have the Queen's own as his mother tongue and who worked in an occupation diametrically opposed to her own. And yet we were together for nearly eight years. Because we got along and were compatible in those areas where it counted. See? That's adults do, Aryan Swill it. They adapt, compromise, and look beyond their own selves when they're in a relationship.
You ought to try it.